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Bald Brah

Bald Brah

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There's no sexual stuff in the game though. It's all about spiritual manipulation by cosmic deities.

Nobody is butt fucking or licking gash. The most sexually explicit scene is you putting a ring on the lunar princess doll when you release her from the control of the two fingers.
 
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Big Phoenix

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Breakdown said:
god I forgot or ignored this all lol. I just googled it and damn they really went all in on the gay consorts for a child god.
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Yeah you think it doesn't go any deeper than that but you're wrong. Even more sus when you see how they designed miquela in the expansion.


 
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Bald Brah

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Big Phoenix said:
Yeah you think it doesn't go any deeper than that but you're wrong. Even more sus when you see how they designed miquela in the expansion.


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Miquella is a symbiote on Mohg like Venom. Not even a physical one. Are Tom Hardy and Venom gay too? I mean he's all up inside Eddie Brocks ass. I don't know where else he could be hiding.
 
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Bald Brah said:
Miquella is a symbiote on Mohg like Venom. Not even a physical one. Are Tom Hardy and Venom gay too? I mean he's all up inside Eddie Brocks ass. I don't know where else he could be hiding.
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Well, Brock is inside Venom...so...yes? Or Venom is inside Brock... it's not gay till the balls touch?
 
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That "Beautiful man" 70/80s anime style always was to me cringe, but ... at least in the ones I watched, the dude was a dude and was for the ladies, he was not a butt bro...

On a completely different note, time to watch Record of Lodoss war
 
Ome

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Kaige said:
A homosexual sadistic mass murderer = Dung Eater
A homosexual vampire thing who abducts a gigatwink to do something with him = Mohg, Lord of Blood
A woman who clones herself then bangs herself to produce heirs = Marika/Radagon
A handicapped woman with super ebola/lepersy = Milenia
A gigatwink who turns the most honorable chad into a bottom = Miquela

...and that's just the fags. You also have other perverts like Seluvis who turn people into sex dolls.

...then there's the pricks who just do non-sexual fucked up stuff. The game is filled with real pieces of shit.
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Sounds like a regular day in California.
 
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