I was home from college one summer and I was dating/banging this girl that lived a good 45 minutes away from my parents house. Well, we're going at it one night at like 1am(had to wait until my parents were asleep) and she busts out some handcuffs and wants to cuff me to the bed. I think that's a pretty awesome idea so I'm all for it. The sex is great, she teases me for quite a while and all that jazz. Well, like an hour later we're both spent and ready to fall asleep so I ask her to uncuff me. She gets up to get her purse and can't find the key. Now, these are actual metal handcuffs, not cheap plastic "toy" handcuffs. She dumps her purse out, can't find the key. Goes out to look in her car, can't find the key. So she's come to the conclusion she left it at home. Home is 45 minutes away, and its like 2am at this point, and we both have to work the next morning.
I contemplate hacksawing the wooden spindles on the bed, but I'm really not big on ruining my bed, plus how am I going to explain that one(I'm like 19 years old and really didn't want to explain the situation in detail to them), someone sawing something at 2am is probably going to wake people up. So she bites the bullet and drives all the way home and back, I try to sleep while she's gone but the cuffs are fairly tight and uncomfortable, so no dice.. She's finally back at about 4am to uncuff me, we both get about 2 hours of sleep and get up and go to work the next day.
My dad must have heard something going on in the house, as he was always a fairly light sleeper, and between a car coming and going in our driveway in the middle of the night, and doors opening and closing as the girl came and went, he didn't know what was up. So the next evening he asks me what was going on and I told him that we were hungry and went to Taco Bell at 2am. He kinda looked at me with that "I know you're lying your ass off, but whatever, I was your age once" look, and that was the end of it thankfully.
I've never used handcuffs in the bedroom since.
Side story, I end up getting mono like a month later, I'm almost positive is from this chick as shes a tad slutty, and she ends up cheating/hooking up with someone else during the 3 weeks that I was down and out with mono and couldn't screw her. Guess she couldn't wait that long... Fun times