Escape from New York

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Title: Escape from New York

Genre: Action, Science Fiction, Thriller

Director: Zack Snyder

Plot: A reimagining of John Carpenter’s 1981 cult favorite. Plot TBA.
 

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In the remake it will be escaping the whole rest of the world to new York. And snake will be a black woman with no hair
 
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OU Ariakas

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They just take great movies from the past and remake them into shit. This is going to be exactly like Running Man remake-bad.
 
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I trust Snyder to make this look fantastic but be utter shit story wise.
 
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Janx

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I hope its just a movie of current day New York with no story or actors.
 

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This *should* be easy.
Low flying helicopter, Snake, call her Pliskin, is being briefed on her entry into New York to rescue President Black Woman.
Missiles force helicopter to crash, snake kills several thousand people with bullets in an extended gun fight that leads her into **safe, for now, location**. Enter Character 2
Character 2 exists to exchange world building exposition, establish Snake as a fucking prick, and introduce the **implement** that will kill Snake in 27hours.
Throw some melee combat, a short motorcycle chase, some light dry dark comedy, lame commentary on contemporay America that has nothing to do with New York, oh no character 2 dies heroically.
Rescues President.
Extended gunfight Heat style to exit site, President is a complete bad ass with an assault rifle.
They escape, both injured but still fighting because by god these are some tough womyn!
President orders the device reset UH OH President needs a mission done in Chicago.
Credits.

Seriously, just make a lame generic mindless action flick. Please. There is no way they are succeeding at anything more.

I would rather they just didn't, though.
 
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