Be nice, guys. At least after two kids Trex's titties might no longer be so wide and flat the double sided tape strains to hold up that highlighter. Would have been like feeling up an upside down plate.
Prob pretty nice now, though, if all milked up. And may as well show them off soon before they're deflated and cause hollow breast syndrome and the stretch marks get all wrinkly and they swing around like grapefruits in old gym socks.
So, yeah, show us your tits now, before they're too unbearable for even a bunch of nerds on these forums. Or get a boob job, but your beak should probably be the priority for plastic surgery.
popsicledeath
sorry about that last comment. Can you come in here and tell us about how fat fingers are a blessing and help to better grip cheeseburgers and push catsup quickly out of a packet. 
