Kirun
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Are you having fun because of the elf simulator or because of the elf titties?For the record, I'm having fun on a 27 year old elf titty simulator. Of course I'm a faggot.
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Are you having fun because of the elf simulator or because of the elf titties?For the record, I'm having fun on a 27 year old elf titty simulator. Of course I'm a faggot.

Must be. 17 spawn cycles now trying for Ghoulbane. 11 Lords, only bracers.Think only certain zones got it sadly (lguk, mm, and paw).
Sadly can’t move haste out unless it’s a proc. Apparently they removed ph in lguk so fbss may be easier to get. There’s some good exaltations to pick up from the various zones, but most people recommend going to Hate at 46 with befallen gear. I’d snag a Clawed Knuckle Ring from Najena, a Black Alloy Medallion from Runnyeye, an Idol of the Underking from the Hole, and a few from lguk on the way to 46 though. Yaks are probably worth getting their procs off of too.So what's the end game gear looking like? Curious if any adjustments or tweaks were made... didn't see any. Im probably +4 or slightly more on all the reworked zone items. Does that pretty well take you all the way to planes? Curious if LGuk, SolB, CT, and even dragon drops are necessarily worth it or how far you have to upgrade it to be worth it? I'd imagine you may want FBSS just for the ability to move the haste into another item.. or is that not worth it?
Are you having fun because of the elf simulator or because of the elf titties?


Lol this fucker got me too as I entered the frenzy roomBruh, I was having my way with lguk and had IVU up hauling ass through savant and a basilisk fucked my world up
Yall really do love gobbling his cock, if you don’t see the problem of how much of a cash grab this is than you are ignorant as fuck. Having to Pay for base features such and then defending it with “just don’t buy it” is pure faggotry.Quite literally have not spent a dime after the initial cost. Do the people, like you, that complain about this act like women when you open the cash shop and just lose all control and go on a shopping spree?


Your ignorance is comical.Yall really do love gobbling his cock, if you don’t see the problem of how much of a cash grab this is than you are ignorant as fuck. Having to Pay for base features such and then defending it with “just don’t buy it” is pure faggotry.

Smoked out the shopaholic. Get that low T checked out Susie Q.

Yall really do love gobbling his cock, if you don’t see the problem of how much of a cash grab this is than you are ignorant as fuck. Having to Pay for base features such and then defending it with “just don’t buy it” is pure faggotry.

Quite Ironic how you're saying this to me while literally doing girl math to justify buying this shit.

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Just so we can get this on record of what the totality of what's available in the cash shop for anyone that ventures into this thread that hasn't played this game and sees retarded ass posts like this. A combination of shit you have absolutely no need for if you aren't a fucking retard and are core offerings in normie EQ, mixed in with things you can purchase to take a shortcut and avoid just playing the game to get the exact same progression features.
But please, continue on how offering a fucking robe ornament token or a bag is the end of the world. If you can't control yourself and end up pulling out your credit card to purchase these shortcuts then that's a you issue.



Guy is sub 70 IQ, just ignore him.View attachment 635862
Just so we can get this on record of what the totality of what's available in the cash shop for anyone that ventures into this thread that hasn't played this game and sees retarded ass posts like this. A combination of shit you have absolutely no need for if you aren't a fucking retard and are core offerings in normie EQ, mixed in with things you can purchase to take a shortcut and avoid just playing the game to get the exact same progression features.
But please, continue on how offering a fucking robe ornament token or a bag is the end of the world. If you can't control yourself and end up pulling out your credit card to purchase these shortcuts then that's a you issue.

You're probably the dumbest person in this thread, and that's quite the feat.Guy is sub 70 IQ, just ignore him.

Meanwhile your children suffer from lack of attentionMust be. 17 spawn cycles now trying for Ghoulbane. 11 Lords, only bracers.