FML: Rerolled Edition

P8P_sl

shitlord
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I was looking through the forum and either my eyes are too glazed over from staring at the screen, or it appears that a "fuck my life" type thread didn't exist. The closest thread that comes to this is the "What really rustles your jimmies" thread. As satisfying as that thread is, I don't believe it covers the essence of allowing one to vent out how shitty or fucked their current predicament is, regardless or not if it was their own doing. Since I believe that most everyone understands that point, I'll start out with a couple:

My oldest brother (#1) is my only sibling to have a kid of his own. My other brother (#2) was chosen as the godfather. Two years later, while talking with #1, he mentions how #2 is pretty shitty as a godfather so if #1 were to have another kid I'd be the godfather this time. I said, "nah, fuck that"...I found out a week later that his wife is about 3 months pregnant...

Recently, I decided to do the house a favor and thoroughly clean the two skylights I have...We always keep the blinds closed because it usually lets in too much light and it's annoying, looking at all the dirt spots on there. I got up on a ladder and did a really good job inside (dusted, windexed, and even glass cleanered those bitches all up). I even got my ass up on the roof and did the same thing. I applied some rain x as well. We have been enjoying looking through the clean, opened skylights...for about 3 days. I don't think the rain x dried/got rubbed off right. Now, we have a very interesting, portrait of bird shit...almost as if a watercolor firework painting got hit with some water...and the colors were white, grey, and black...it's raining now and the water is beading off the bird shit...
 

P8P_sl

shitlord
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the point was is that my brother was basically telling me that he was having a kid and that he was picking me as a godfather...and that's how i responded.
 

Dookiefart

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How is it possible to be a shitty godfather? It's the most pointless title on earth.
 

Azrayne

Irenicus did nothing wrong
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the point was is that my brother was basically telling me that he was having a kid and that he was picking me as a godfather...and that's how i responded.
But if you didn't wanna be a godfather then, why has that changed because you know the kid is coming 'now'

Anyway you're already the uncle, I always thought godparents were supposed to be from outside the family.
 

P8P_sl

shitlord
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it's not about being the godfather or not...it was about my brother telling me that he was having another kid. I didn't realize that at the time until a week later, when my sister-in-law announced it.

but i'm pretty sure you're right about godparents being outside of the family...or at least the immediate family.
 

Drinsic

privileged excrementlord
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If your brother expects you to read that request as "I'm having another kid", he's an idiot. Also, you guys are both uncles, as people already said, choosing siblings as a godparent is fucking stupid.
 

Breakdown

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I got drunk last night and my friends had cocaine. So we blew it, then bought more, and fucking went all night. Now im at work in the same clothes as yesterday since I havent been home, Im yakked up and waiting to crash, and still drunk. I have a meeting with some Execs in 3 hours and can barely focus my vision. FML.

Also, the shit with the Godfather comment is ridiculous. Complete non event.
 

Breakdown

Gunnar Durden
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Ive got just enough for a few small bumps throughout the day. Keep me coasting. Im going to leave as soon as this meeting is done. No way I can keep this going until 6 PM.
 

Dedface_sl

shitlord
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I got drunk last night and my friends had cocaine. So we blew it, then bought more, and fucking went all night. Now im at work in the same clothes as yesterday since I haven't been home, I'm yakked up and waiting to crash, and still drunk. I have a meeting with some Execs in 3 hours and can barely focus my vision. FML.
I want to know what happened at the meeting. Also, you're a fucking idiot.
 

othree

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THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT CONSTANT UPDATES.

Did Gunnar get fired yet? Or did he end up doing a few bumps with the execs? These are the questions that must be answered.
 

P8P_sl

shitlord
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i know if i were him, i'd be crashing right now...but that sunnovabitch could've updated throughout the day.

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didn't happen recently, but i'll share to get things going...

a few years back, on Aprill 20th, some friends invited me to partake in celebrations that day...except it was with K2. I never had it before and I smoked a lot of it. My eye started bothering me so I thought it would be a good idea to tape it shut...with masking tape. Shortly afterwards, by the time I made it back to my place, I didn't even notice the tape because I was basically senseless...however, everyone else I encountered did for the next few hours. When they asked "what's wrong/what happened to your eye" I assumed they were bloodshot and I might've looked high, so I just replied "nothing" or "I'm fine." A lot of people who lived near me stopped talking to me after that...I have since relocated.
 

zombiewizardhawk

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WTF relocating just because of some tape over an eye? Good thing it wasn't an eye-patch they might've tried to get you hung as a pirate!
 

P8P_sl

shitlord
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tried to start a thread. FML...i'll just stick to posting pics then...

and i didn't move because of that. I said it was a few years ago, people move from time to time