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Furry

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are the Planet of the Apes series considered pornographic by FOH resident furry nonces like Furry Furry
Affiliation with primates is quite rare among furries, and disliking them isn't uncommon. I almost never see any porn of them come through my feeds. Most furries tend to lump all the pan-faces together as undesirable.
 
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Affiliation with primates is quite rare among furries, and disliking them isn't uncommon. I almost never see any porn of them come through my feeds. Most furries tend to lump all the pan-faces together as undesirable.
Where does that leave Pugs, French Bulldogs, and Shitzus?
 

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What if aliens experience time in reverse from us. So all the alien visits we're getting now are aliens fucking with us in their future because we will discover and fuck with them in our future. But we're only going to fuck with them because they fucked with us so hard in our past. Who fucked with who first?
 
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Furry

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What if aliens experience time in reverse from us. So all the alien visits we're getting now are aliens fucking with us in their future because we will discover and fuck with them in our future. But we're only going to fuck with them because they fucked with us so hard in our past. Who fucked with who first?

Just imagine the problems having sex with one!
 

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Just imagine the problems having sex with one!
At least babies wouldn't be a problem. From her perspective I would finish by sucking the cum back up into my dick.

Or no ... wait I would start with that, followed by 2.5 minutes of furious pumping. out and in out and in.
 

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Just imagine the problems having sex with one!
You could never have an alien GF, she would think you're a premature ejaculator!

My shower thought is: Do dogs "think" in English? They can't talk, but can they have an inner voice that actually sounds out English words which they correspond to things?
 

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If I was prophet, how would I punish breeders from our overpopulation problem, we make it so if you have a kid and die, you have to watch after your lineage until it ends. You don't get to access to all of heaven, you're restricted from it. You don't get good foods to get longevity. You get water and bread every day as a ghost and you got to watch your bloodline. You live in the real world as a ghost, that's the punishment. If your family dies off and no one left in your bloodline. You get access to 100% of Heaven meaning you live in a completely different dream world. With good foods which will give you longevity (immortality is earned in this afterlife). You will have memory Stations. Dream Sleep Pods. Imagination Holodecks. Party with angels and God. Lots of dream world drugs. Anyways, no offense to anyone that has a kid. It's just what I would say as Prophet to help our population problem. Because its only going to get worse.
 
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Someone fucks up in a US war/spy film: "I want him manning a radar/spy/whatever station in the middle of Alaska by tomorrow!"

Me: Hmm... peace and quiet, lots of nature, can go hunting in free time, nobody around... why is this a punishment?
 

Hoss

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Someone fucks up in a US war/spy film: "I want him manning a radar/spy/whatever station in the middle of Alaska by tomorrow!"

Me: Hmm... peace and quiet, lots of nature, can go hunting in free time, nobody around... why is this a punishment?

you've never seen eskimo hookers.

love-and-relationships-for-eskimos
 

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Danny Trejo has died on screen more times than the death count from Saving Private Ryan -- W T F

 
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Masakari

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Did I make a mistake trying to lead a defiled group of bodybuilder degenerates to the Temple of FOH?

Was I wrong to care about their future?
 
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pysek

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FOH is a crucible.

There won't be many of your degenerates left before long and those that make it belong here.

That's what a crucible is for.
 
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