FOH Shower Thoughts

Aaron

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Let's get a shower thoughts thread going. Post anything odd that happens to creep into your mind and see what others think. Feel free to comment posting your insightful, well thought out answers, or just to tell them it's time they started to take their damn pills again.

I'll start!

How is it in toilet factories? Are the toilets there fitted with the cheapest potty they produce so that all the more expensive ones get sold for profit, or do they regularly change out the models with new prototypes for testing and the employees have to write a review after each shit?
 

Hoss

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Most toilets are made in 3rd world countries where the workers shit in holes. I know at least one american made toilet is made in new jersey, soooo same answer for them.
 

Kriptini

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All of us are about two minutes away from death, but every time we breathe it resets the timer.
 

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Would you look at your grandma the say way if she appeared in a 70's bukkake video you were beating off too?
 

Vanessa

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What if the light at the end of the tunnel when you die is just the big bang of a new universe being born that you are now God in; hence what people in various religions have called "everlasting life", "eternity", "heaven", "nirvana", "rebirth", "reincarnation" which also fulfills the concept of infinite multiverses?

...then, you, after billions of years, feel "lonely" and create life.
 

Brad2770

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One time I saw my grandmother in the shower. Her bush starts above her belly button.

Queued up
 
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pharmakos

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What if the light at the end of the tunnel when you die is just the big bang of a new universe being born that you are now God in; hence what people in various religions have called "everlasting life", "eternity", "heaven", "nirvana", "rebirth", "reincarnation" which also fulfills the concept of infinite multiverses?

...then, you, after billions of years, feel "lonely" and create life.
Or the light at the end of the birth canal as you're reincarnated
 

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Quick sand would be extra terrible for giraffes. It would take forever for their head to go under after their body is trapped.
 

Dalien

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Why do they call it "taking a shit" when you're actually leaving it?
 

Brad2770

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Same reason you take a vacation or take your temperature. You’re putting forth time and Take is representing that time.
 

MusicForFish

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The only time I look at a bad driver as I pass them is to see if they fit a stereotype.