Done somehow...fuck....
This is a stinker, a nice looking one with a few decent moments, but it's bad. Given the director, it's basically in some parts like a Hellboy version of Frankenstein, but it's basically Frankenstein for modern audiences, like that gay drinker dude says, except it's not woke. It really is just meant for people that don't have any prior knowledge to the source material. It's just dumb and really doesn't explore the heavy themes of the novel to any degree. It pulls some of the lines from the book for dialogue, but then when you splash a scene with just retardedness, what the hell does that matter.
The trailer was wonderfully deceptive on what the movie was going to end up turning out to be. Do not waste your time, you're better off going and watching The Hallmark miniseries, or the Kenneth Branagh film with Robert de Niro.
It sucks because I was really looking forward to this, and I even resubscribed to dumbass Netflix for it. Should have known better.
Del Toro hasn't exactly made any really amazing movies other than from a visual perspective. I mean didn't he make that stupid ass film where the lady fucks the Creature from the Black lagoon or something? I think that movie won Best picture because Hollywood is filled with degenerates. Thank God he never got in the mountains of madness off the ground, no telling how he would have shit all over that with his paella infused turds.
That's my retarded review, thank you for tuning in! Tango and Cash is apparently free on YouTube, I think I'm going to go watch that to cleanse my palate.
