Walked in, asked to withdraw the $265, asked to close the account. They called over someone else over and they asked if I was unhappy, I said no, I just didn't need the account. She said no problem and canceled it, wished me a good weekend. Total time from car to back in car- 7 minutes.
A+
The nice thing was that I banked with them from age 16 to 32, and finally left after Ithey had charged me over $900 in bogus fees one time. I got it all refunded, but it was this huge multi week hassle and was just a terrible experience. Anyway, felt nice shafting them a bit. #petty