The fact the imagine finally made it here is hilarious. I went to school with this kid. He doesn't do drugs but has mental issues from a car accident when he was young, rough remembering of his story but the point is.
He played the fuck out of the I'm a retard despite being relatively smart for public school. He use to sell those discounted can sodas from the gas station at school, and undercut the soda machines. Faculty tried to put a stop to him he would always play stupid in the morning and at lunch.
He also use to ride a really loud and ghetto moped in a relatively aristocratic tourist town, and people went to city council to try to ban him from being able to drive and ride it around.