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Behold, console peasants

elcaro1101 said:

Interesting doccu about this guy, Richard Flaherty, The Giant Killer.

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Was awarded two Bronze Stars, a Silver Star, and two Purple Hearts during his service.

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Tiny hitbox is cheating.

How to say you don't have children without saying you don't have children.

Edit - Inb4 the "loving your child is a chemical and instinctual response to prevent you from eating them."

Caliane said:

Tiny hitbox is cheating.

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seriously. this is exactly why oddjob is banned in goldeneye
edit: forgot a pic, whoops.



good LORD i forgot how monstrous baron samedi was

Slaanesh69 said:

How to say you don't have children without saying you don't have children.

Edit - Inb4 the "loving your child is a chemical and instinctual response to prevent you from eating them."

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Funny, I read quotes like that and my mind instantly goes to Quiverfull shitbirds.

harsh but fair

Big Phoenix said:

I can get not wanting to have kids, but the second you go to celebrating or thinking its a good thing it shows youre a irrational retard. aka the modern left.

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Watched my real dad scrape to get by because my mom would take him to court non stop for child support and alimony. She even gets 75% of whatever he sells his house for if he ever sells cause it wrapped up that way. If she was to pass away before him, we would still get that 75% if he sold then. He is a huge piece of shit, but there was just no escape for him and that whole situation has given me an irrational fear of not only getting married, but having children.

Then, if that wasnt warning enough - Ive watched my brother get cleaned out by two different wives. Child support for three kids and alimony for two wives, plus the houses he's lost in court and the assets he's had to sell. He had been divorced from his first wife for.. fuck, a year? two years? She found out that he had a nice ass zero turn mower and she managed to fucking get that thing.

Ive been around arguments between my mom and my stepdad and seen where he has tried to leave her on multiple occasions and its freaky how quickly he does an about face when she starts talking about all the real estate she has rights too.

Then again, after laying it all out like that.. Im not sure Im being irrational. Maybe Im sane and you guys that are married and/or have kids have balls of fucking steel.

Notice how you know what all the guys are famous for, but the ex wives? ha

I let my ex wife have everything if I didn’t have to pay child support. I left with my recliner, some China dishes my grandmother bought us for our wedding and my Honda Fit. She also had to immediately change her last name back to her maiden name. My son is one year away from 18.