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Its true - the mobility of most of the people that are around my age at just their mid 30's can barely touch their toes. I dont exercise very often, but I do stretch daily.
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Yes stretch, but was meant as a joke about Trinitron TVs.

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What most people don't know is that the possibility of Trinitron technology was actually born on 4/26/1986 in the Ukraine. People think that the date is most historically significant because of the Chernobyl meltdown, but that really isn't the case. The meltdown coverup we all have been fed was paid for by the SONY corporation. What really happened that day was a successful metallurgical experiment, attempting to create a new element, now known as Trinitronanium / Atomic #169 / Symbol [Tt]. This element is still not listed on the Periodic Table officially in use today. For the experiment they used a top secret device similar to the Hadron Collider to collide table elements 94[Pu](In use at Chernobyl) and 113[??](Top Secret). This device though, instead of colliding mere atomic particles, it was capable of moving massive ingots of material up to the speed of light for collision. Here is a picture of the final result of the experiment, and all this material was shipped to Japan to be used in the heaviest tubed display monitors ever to be known to all of mankind.

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In the end, instead of using their top secret technology to help with warp speed or planetary travel capabilities, SONY was more interested in selling said new monitors to a single planetary population. The machine in turn was found to be capable of only a single use, and the inventor was not capable of creating another due to the World's worst know case of LYGMA-19. While it is thought the scientist was infected during the experiment, that has never been 100% proven. What we have now, after the majority of the investigation documents have been destroyed, are before and after images of said scientist.

Graphic, you've been warned!
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Thanks SONY for the best known tubed displays ever, but not really.

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