do you white ppl actually follow the rack no pan method?Oh goddamn it
Oh goddamn it
PTSD kicking in
That happened to me, then the pizza fell on the element and caught fire.
I lived in a 2 bit town that didn't even have pizza delivery - hell we couldn't even get cable TV
I was way too drunk to drive
I called my stove every bad word I knew (and I know a lot of them!)
Then I drank more.
Oh goddamn it
Oh GODDAMN IT !
Pic for the FSR gods:
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If the instructions say to bake for 12-16 minutes, then you bake it for 12 minutes on the tray and another 4 minutes off the tray. Keeps the bottom of the pizza from being soggy.do you white ppl actually follow the rack no pan method?
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jesus christ, talk about the dumbest set of instructions
do you white ppl actually follow the rack no pan method?
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jesus christ, talk about the dumbest set of instructions
If you try it, you only do it once. Best case, some cheese falls off the side, you get a bunch of smoke, and the pizza is a pain in the ass to take off the rack because most people cooking frozen pizza don't own a peel. Worst case you forget to preheat or put in a thawed pizza and you get a giant mess. I feel like this is a drunken college rite of passage - either that or blacking out and waking up to the smoke detector and an oven full of pizza shaped charcoal.do you white ppl actually follow the rack no pan method?
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jesus christ, talk about the dumbest set of instructions
Did you miss the part where I was too drunk to drive? When I started drinking I got the munchies (as one does) and I followed the directions on the pizza. It wasn't a brand I usually bought it was the one shit I don't recall it started with a 'D', and I thought 'why not'. Last one I ever bought.do you white ppl actually follow the rack no pan method?
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jesus christ, talk about the dumbest set of instructions