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Twas the night before Xmas, when all through the house
Not a Meth-head was stirring, not even a tweaker named mouse.
The glass pipes were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that Heisenberg soon would be there.
Jessy was nestled all snug in his bed,
While visions of Jane danced in his head.
And Combo in his 'kerchief, and Badger in his cap,
Had long ran out of crystal and decided on long Xanax's nap.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
Jessy sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the bathroom he flew like a flash,
Tore open his secret cubby to quickly flush his stash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to a wondering eyes should appear,
But a Fleetwood Bounder with a man standing quite near.
He looked rather sickly, not very lively or quick,
We knew in a moment it must be Walter and his meth cooking kit.
More rapid than eagles his enemies they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!
(I ran out of easily convertible verses)
Not a Meth-head was stirring, not even a tweaker named mouse.
The glass pipes were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that Heisenberg soon would be there.
Jessy was nestled all snug in his bed,
While visions of Jane danced in his head.
And Combo in his 'kerchief, and Badger in his cap,
Had long ran out of crystal and decided on long Xanax's nap.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
Jessy sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the bathroom he flew like a flash,
Tore open his secret cubby to quickly flush his stash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to a wondering eyes should appear,
But a Fleetwood Bounder with a man standing quite near.
He looked rather sickly, not very lively or quick,
We knew in a moment it must be Walter and his meth cooking kit.
More rapid than eagles his enemies they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!
(I ran out of easily convertible verses)
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Guy on reddit posted this awhile ago saying he was going to fake out his son on Christmas.
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That picture reminds me of the time I was eating at Lo-Lo's Chicken and Waffles. While we were sitting down waiting for our food and a black guy comes in with a girl who I assume was his girlfriend who just happen to have the largest ass I have ever seen in person(ignoring fat people). The size of her ass was so large she seriously looked like a caricature, made even worse by the fact that her boyfriend was black.
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