Does Chewbacca have a human penis or like a red rocket like a dog?

Went there one year about this time. When I saw Alcatraz island I thought, yeah they could swim that easy.

Went there one year about this time. When I saw Alcatraz island I thought, yeah they could swim that easy.
Then we went on one of those big top tours (the double decker bus with the open top) and I noticed as we got to the bridge everyone else went down. Then we go across that bridge and I thought fuck no they could not swim that. Got instant wind burn and chapped lips.
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Don't worry, I've got you covered. They're still selling helium balloons at the grocery store.View attachment 622475
Thanks, Iran.