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Bubbles

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Caeden

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I got busted with a HS gf once by my grandmother and once by her sister. The sister one was horrific. Probably unbelievable. We were screwing in a camper we snuck in at her house. And her sister opens it up because I guess they were about to use it the coming weekend. I was already about to pull out, but I jump when the door opens. My gf at the time jumps up, naked from the waste down and chases her sister who shouts “I’m telling” or some shit. The problem was I was too far gone and what was supposed to be a well planned belly cumshot on her starts shooting everywhere and I’m trying to catch it. She comes back and there’s like a spooge trail across the quilt and half on my legs and in my hand.

We ended up paying off her sister (who was in HS, but way more committed Christian to sex after marriage) with like a free dinner and maybe some new clothes from the mall. All I remember was being absolutely convinced this old school Christian dad was about to blow my head off for deflowering his ostensibly eldest and most favorite daughter.

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