Reminds me of the time we had an anonymous survey and as soon as I finished I got an email thanking me for finishing it. I don't think they understand what I'm looking for in "Anonymity"
Long ago, I had a dream where I was horny as fuck and desperately looking around for pretty much anything I could shove up there. I finally landed on a shampoo bottle and just as I was about to stick it in I woke up, so no relief was to be had. Related? Nobody knows but Jesus.