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lol, reminds me of a time we were on a mission in Iraq. One of the guys on our team had to go take a shit bad so he went to use toilet, which are all squat toilets. Only problem was he did know understand they were squat toilets, so instead of squatting he just sits right down on the thing. Another mission same location another dude had to take a shit, but he just squatted against a humvee tire and took a shit. Oddly enough we did come across a western toilet there, busted and and laying in some dudes backyard.

Another good one is piss trenches. In the military in a actual war were you dont have billions to spend on contractors and stuff, when it comes to the bathroom(in all male units at least) they just dig a huge trench for you to piss in(for taking a shit they just build stalls and you shit in bags). Was always funny waking up and going to take a leak and seeing a new glove or tooth brush in it in the morning. Though im not gonna lie it was weird as hell just standing around peeing into a trench with dudes just walking by. Eventually they turned it into piss tubes, covered the trench and just had tubes going 3-4 feet into it.

Example(think a gay dude made it though)

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