Grand Theft Auto VI

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Commodore 64 Pools of Radiance had 8 floppy disks. That shit was brutal cause you had to pop in various disks depending on which fucking hallway you walked into.

Anyways GTA VI will break sales records I’m sure. I hope the story is fully built for ‘modern audiences’ and was written by blue haired Anita sarkisian lovers.
 
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Commodore 64 Pools of Radiance had 8 floppy disks. That shit was brutal cause you had to pop in various disks depending on which fucking hallway you walked into.

Anyways GTA VI will break sales records I’m sure. I hope the story is fully built for ‘modern audiences’ and was written by blue haired Anita sarkisian lovers.

You had disks for C64? I didn't get disks until the Amiga.

I had a cassette player. That's where "press play on tape" is from isn't it? You typed in the commands, then pressed play to load it from the cassette tape while you built up an immunity to epilepsy as you looked at various versions of
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flickering across your screen.
 
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You had disks for C64? I didn't get disks until the Amiga.

I had a cassette player. That's where "press play on tape" is from isn't it? You typed in the commands, then pressed play to load it from the cassette tape while you built up an immunity to epilepsy as you looked at various versions of
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flickering across your screen.
Yeah, the big 8 inch floppy disks.
 
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I think there’s a good chance this one is actually decent. It just depends on where in the story writing and development each of the old rockstar guys dipped out. 7 will absolutely be a disaster.
 

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I’m low key hoping this sucks because it would be hilarious

It would be. Save me 80 bucks too. History says Ill end up buying it and having fun, like very GTA so far. but could throw a rare flop there. Thankfully I have plenty of time to decide before PC comes out.
 

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It isn't like its hard to keep the general GTA gameplay loop fun. Stealing cars, racing around an open world, getting in gun fights, committing crime, etc are the core gameplay loop. This has been true since the very first GTA, a top down 2d game.

The other video posted has it right. The good parts of the game beyond that are interesting characters, insane heist missions, ridiculous silly missions, mini games, and other things to do on the side. I think they'll fuck that part up this time. The gameplay will be good enough.
 

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Even if it's not a total woke shitshow the moment they launch GTA VI Online and all the retards start buying Shark cards again because in game rewards are pennies when you need millions, they will forget that the single player side of the game exists.
 
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Even if it's not a total woke shitshow the moment they launch GTA VI Online and all the retards start buying Shark cards again because in game rewards are pennies when you need millions, they will forget that the single player side of the game exists.

usually there are crazy exploits the first few days of online, even years tbh. i made like 90m doing some stupid ass dupe exploit in gta 5 online when it launched and basically never played again lol

anyways this sucks



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usually there are crazy exploits the first few days of online, even years tbh. i made like 90m doing some stupid ass dupe exploit in gta 5 online when it launched and basically never played again lol
Yeah I did the same. They fixed them pretty fast and I remember at least one exploit I used got a rollback so I just said fuck it. This was before they even added heists so there was no reason to bother with it anyway.

Mostly I just hate it because T2 are such greedy fucks that the success of Online means that no R* game will ever get single player content post-release again. They don't even add the new cars and shit that come to online back into the campaign.
 
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Mostly I just hate it because T2 are such greedy fucks that the success of Online means that no R* game will ever get single player content post-release again. They don't even add the new cars and shit that come to online back into the campaign.
Blame the retarded faggots that pay for fucking shark cards.
 
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Blame the retarded faggots that pay for fucking shark cards.
Lol. You used to steal in GTA, now GTA steals from you.

What do you actually do with GTA bucks? Hit up Ammu-Nation like you would in single player?
 

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Lol. You used to steal in GTA, now GTA steals from you.

What do you actually do with GTA bucks? Hit up Ammu-Nation like you would in single player?
Cars and (especially) apartments are extremely expensive and in-game earnings are tuned to make sure you need to buy Shark cards to afford anything unless you're willing to grind like it's an early-2000's Korean MMO.
 

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GTA6 is going to be the biggest-seller in gaming history whether it's good or not.

If it tumbles on quality or anything else, GTA7 is going to be the one that suffers as a result.