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Dr.Retarded

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Intrinsic said:
At least they managed to accurately capture how boring and sad strip clubs are in real life.
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Kind of conflicted with what you said. I know every time I ever went to a strip club, you make the most of it. If the dancers ain't exactly stupendous, at least you got a good deal on some cheap beer and maybe some hot wings.

We used to go to the Silk Stocking along highway 6 just south of college station on the feeder road, or as it was commonly referred to, The Dirty Sock.

Doesn't matter what was going on, we get off work at 10:00 from the shop, go in, get some cheap beer, and just sit and BS. The girls were just there for decoration. And surprisingly most of the chicks would play pretty damn good music.

Doesn't mean there weren't some sexy goth chicks dancing to type o negative, but it just became a ritual during the summer when getting off work and going and having a few pints and seeing some titties.

I can't ever say that I was ever bored ever going in or leaving.
 
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Dr.Retarded said:
Kind of conflicted with what you said. I know every time I ever went to a strip club, you make the most of it. If the dancers ain't exactly stupendous, at least you got a good deal on some cheap beer and maybe some hot wings.

We used to go to the Silk Stocking ride along highway 6 just south of college station on the feeder road, or as it was commonly referred to, The Dirty Sock.

Doesn't matter what was going on, we get off work at 10:00 from the shop, go in, get some cheap beer, and just sit and BS. The girls were just there for decoration. And surprisingly most of the chicks would play pretty damn good music.

Doesn't mean there weren't some sexy goth chicks dancing to type o negative, but it just became a ritual during the summer I'm getting off work and going and having a few pints and seeing some titties.

I can't ever say that I was ever bored ever going in or leaving.
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I was just being catty or whatever. Have definitely been bored in strip clubs though. It was 99% of the time work related and not friend related, so there’s probably a reason for the boredom.
 
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Dr.Retarded

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I was just being catty or whatever. Have definitely been bored in strip clubs though. It was 99% of the time work related and not friend related, so there’s probably a reason for the boredom.
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I can't say I was ever bored in a strip club. I'm going to remember freshman year at college us going down towards the border to South Padre, and somebody had the idea of going to some goofy you strip club, and even if the chicks weren't good looking, we'd sit around just laugh about stuff and make jokes.

They did have some pretty good barbecue chicken which I was kind of shocked at. Totally KC Masterpiece shit, but it had been cooked over charcoal, and our little group was like a swarm of locusts after having seen Vanilla Ice at some other dumbass club that was shoulder to shoulder.

Made you appreciate the tubby Mexican ladies that were dancing to get you in the door so you could enjoy some barbecue.
 
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Burren said:
A fake fake?
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Triple fake.

Its an old build. The guy has no way of proving its a fully playable MSQ, or anywhere near a release state. But I guess that's good for Rockstar-- since apparently people interested in playing the game will cancel their pre-order over a handful of shit ass demo clips posted online.
 
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Triple fake.

Its an old build. The guy has no way of proving its a fully playable MSQ, or anywhere near a release state. But I guess that's good for Rockstar-- since apparently people interested in playing the game will cancel their pre-order over a handful of shit ass demo clips posted online.
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No, they're rushing out to pre-order because of the "shit ass demo clips". Demand is so high they're selling out in a lot of places which is wild since it's still digital
 
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It being an old build makes sense because the graphics look like shit compared to other in-game footage that has been shown more recently.
 
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I haven't yet been to a strip club in Texas, but I used to enjoy the one I would randomly go to in Honolulu. It was all Asian chicks, and I definitely have yellow fever. Not for all Asian chicks, but the ones that take care of themselves, such as my wife. I'll have to see if the girls in this area are good to watch. It's mostly white, but there's a handful of Hispanic and other nationalities as well. I'll venture over at some point.

Oh, if anyone ever visits Honolulu, my club of choice was always Ballerina's, right at the intersection of Atkinson Dr. & Kapiolani Blvd. Just outside of Waikiki. Walking distance from Hilton Hawaiian Village or the Ala Moana Shopping Center.

Once I meet some more locals, I'll look forward to hearing suggestions about good spots in or around San Antonio.
 
TJT

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Can't help ya. I haven't been to a strip joint since I was 19 and have no interest in them.
 
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When work clients want to go, ugh. Come on man, you're married with kids, this is just sad.
 
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TJT said:
Can't help ya. I haven't been to a strip joint since I was 19 and have no interest in them.
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Never got it either though that's more because why would I want to be teased with the bacon and not get to touch it/fuck it. Internet is already there for all the pictures you could want.
 
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