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Got this bad boy. Any advice on grilling burgers? This is another first, want to do it right. Thickness, internal temperature at the center, etc. Last time I pan cooked burgers I overdid it and they were dry, so I want to avoid that at all costs with this nice piece here.
Hamburger historian cooks them the following way. A burger thick enough to survive a grill is usually too fat for your mouth once you get lettuce, onion, and tomato. A burger you cant get in your mouth is fucking worthless. I do something like the video, on cast iron, with mushrooms, onions, and swiss (never tried cooking the onions with the burger though):



Linked here before, here are the buns if want to go all the way. It's a noticeable difference, especially when it's same day fresh:
 
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I don't usually measure the temperature on burgers but I would probably pull them off about 150 degrees. I like a bit of pink in the middle but if it's pink all the way through it just doesn't hold together and makes the bun all soggy. It's definitely possible to cook them too long and turn them into a hockey puck though.
 
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I've been doing a lot of veggie side dishes that are good as cold leftovers lately. One of my favorites is spinach with garlic, feta and pine nuts (and occasionally I soak some golden raisins in water for about an hour and add those).

I just quickly blanch the spinach then use a potato ricer to squeeze out a majority of the water from it, loosely chop it, then saute it with a healthy amount of olive oil and garlic, this is where I add my seasoning. Take it off, put it in a storage container, toast some pine nuts and then finish it with a small amount of sherry or champagne vinegar (like a teaspoon), then let it cool. After its cooled I add a generous amount of feta. It's delicious as a cold "salad" or leftovers.

I've also been cooking a ton of broccoli lately, generally in the fond after sauteing some chicken breast or the like. I just saute the broccoli for about 2 minutes after adding my seasoning then add chicken stock, crank the heat to medium high, cover and let steam for about 7-8 minutes. I'll remove it from the liquid and put in a container then add more stock to the pan (if necessary), and add about 2 tablespoons of apple cider vinegar, 1 tablespoon of soy sauce, 1 tablespoon-ish of chopped fresh ginger, 1 teaspoon of dijon mustard, and about 3 tablespoons of prepared horseradish, combine and let reduce to just before its at the point where it "stays" on the back of a spoon. Then I add about 3-4 cloves of garlic, finely chopped and finish the last 30-45 seconds and add to the broccoli.
 
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Got this bad boy. Any advice on grilling burgers? This is another first, want to do it right. Thickness, internal temperature at the center, etc. Last time I pan cooked burgers I overdid it and they were dry, so I want to avoid that at all costs with this nice piece here.
Good on them ripping retards off with overpriced offal.
 

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I've been doing a lot of veggie side dishes that are good as cold leftovers lately. One of my favorites is spinach with garlic, feta and pine nuts (and occasionally I soak some golden raisins in water for about an hour and add those).

I just quickly blanch the spinach then use a potato ricer to squeeze out a majority of the water from it, loosely chop it, then saute it with a healthy amount of olive oil and garlic, this is where I add my seasoning. Take it off, put it in a storage container, toast some pine nuts and then finish it with a small amount of sherry or champagne vinegar (like a teaspoon), then let it cool. After its cooled I add a generous amount of feta. It's delicious as a cold "salad" or leftovers.

I've also been cooking a ton of broccoli lately, generally in the fond after sauteing some chicken breast or the like. I just saute the broccoli for about 2 minutes after adding my seasoning then add chicken stock, crank the heat to medium high, cover and let steam for about 7-8 minutes. I'll remove it from the liquid and put in a container then add more stock to the pan (if necessary), and add about 2 tablespoons of apple cider vinegar, 1 tablespoon of soy sauce, 1 tablespoon-ish of chopped fresh ginger, 1 teaspoon of dijon mustard, and about 3 tablespoons of prepared horseradish, combine and let reduce to just before its at the point where it "stays" on the back of a spoon. Then I add about 3-4 cloves of garlic, finely chopped and finish the last 30-45 seconds and add to the broccoli.
I’ll have to look into this. I generally like vinegar sides that you can throw on things as you go, the biggest thing is making sure the vinegar content is high enough they don’t go bad easily.

I know I’ve recommended curtido here before. It’s basically a blanched vinegar slaw that is amazing on sandwiches and tacos.

Another one I want to try making is sarde en saor after Venice. Raisins marinated in wine, onions marinated in vinegar, toss with lightly pan fried sardines and pine nuts and a small touch of sugar to marinate for a day. Amazing. I try to eat sardines and herring a couple times a week at least, because they are one of the absolute healthiest foods.
 
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Is there something weird going on with beef from supermarkets? It hasn't tasted right the last few times ive made it. I had a few colleagues from work mention they have had similar experiences the last few years.

Are they trying to pass off impossible meat or something?

If i go to a nice burger/steak place everything tastes normal. Im honestly at a loss on whats happening.
 

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It looks like someone gave someone the leftover from a whole trim tip cut or something and they used it for the picture... I guess its being efficient!
 
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On this episode of kitchen nightmares...

So I was planning on doing a pork stir fry this evening with some boneless loin chops, jakarted, and cut enough pieces with a medley and vegetables. Ask my wife to give me the five spice, hands me the Mason jar filled with bulk five spice we got from HEB on clearance for a couple of bucks. It's like 32 oz, I don't have to last me for a long time.

Go to open the jar, unscrewing the lid, and the jar just exploded on me. Was covered in five spice and had glass shards everywhere, and unfortunately in the meat bowl. I told my wife I would just go ahead and rinse it all off but she was adamant about microscopic shards getting into our intestines and having to go to the hospital.

Said whatever and gave up.

Not doing stir fry tonight and fucked up my hand pretty good.

I've just never had a jar do that in my entire life. Pisses me off that we lost all of that bulk spice, and now the entire kitchen smells like five spice and it was good and fresh and now I want stir fry more than anything but I've got no meat thawed, and don't feel like just doing veggies.

Will have to make it tomorrow though.
 

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i have to get off my lazy ass and cook this brisket, i have no room in my deep freezer or my fridge! (i have 6?)

i have log splits
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i'm seeing that ppl use chunks in their vertical smokers (i guess it's more surface area so you burn it down faster), and i'm just gonna try to see if harry soo (slapyourdaddy) setup works for me (he doesn't use a water pan, just spritz)

is the easiest way to get chunks, just a quick miter, chop chop?
 

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On this episode of kitchen nightmares...

So I was planning on doing a pork stir fry this evening with some boneless loin chops, jakarted, and cut enough pieces with a medley and vegetables. Ask my wife to give me the five spice, hands me the Mason jar filled with bulk five spice we got from HEB on clearance for a couple of bucks. It's like 32 oz, I don't have to last me for a long time.

Go to open the jar, unscrewing the lid, and the jar just exploded on me. Was covered in five spice and had glass shards everywhere, and unfortunately in the meat bowl. I told my wife I would just go ahead and rinse it all off but she was adamant about microscopic shards getting into our intestines and having to go to the hospital.

Said whatever and gave up.

Not doing stir fry tonight and fucked up my hand pretty good.

I've just never had a jar do that in my entire life. Pisses me off that we lost all of that bulk spice, and now the entire kitchen smells like five spice and it was good and fresh and now I want stir fry more than anything but I've got no meat thawed, and don't feel like just doing veggies.

Will have to make it tomorrow though.
It's what you get for opening a glass jar above the meat. Are you not aware that glass can just randomly explode?

No but seriously a couple years ago I cracked a rotten egg into the mixing bowl for meatloaf. Only time in my entire life I've encountered a rotten egg and probably will never happen again but now I always crack eggs into a separate bowl if it's part of a bigger dish. I don't care if I just ruin a more eggs but ruining all that meat hurt my soul.
 
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It's what you get for opening a glass jar above the meat. Are you not aware that glass can just randomly explode?

No but seriously a couple years ago I cracked a rotten egg into the mixing bowl for meatloaf. Only time in my entire life I've encountered a rotten egg and probably will never happen again but now I always crack eggs into a separate bowl if it's part of a bigger dish. I don't care if I just ruin a more eggs but ruining all that meat hurt my soul.
Yeah between the pork, but specifically the bounty of five spice, I was pretty pissed off. I've just never had a jar do that before.

Were the eggs old or was it just a random egg out of a bunch that was nasty? I know if I've got eggs that have been sitting in the fridge for a long time, I'll typically hold them up to my ear and shake them, and if you can hear it moving around in there like there's a void, they're probably bad, or at least that's what I learned.
 

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i have to get off my lazy ass and cook this brisket, i have no room in my deep freezer or my fridge! (i have 6?)

i have log splits
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i'm seeing that ppl use chunks in their vertical smokers (i guess it's more surface area so you burn it down faster), and i'm just gonna try to see if harry soo (slapyourdaddy) setup works for me (he doesn't use a water pan, just spritz)

is the easiest way to get chunks, just a quick miter, chop chop?

Do you have a bandsaw? That would do the job.
 

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Yeah between the pork, but specifically the bounty of five spice, I was pretty pissed off. I've just never had a jar do that before.

Were the eggs old or was it just a random egg out of a bunch that was nasty? I know if I've got eggs that have been sitting in the fridge for a long time, I'll typically hold them up to my ear and shake them, and if you can hear it moving around in there like there's a void, they're probably bad, or at least that's what I learned.
Random bad egg. I went out and punched all the chickens and there hasn't been another one since.
 
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Yeah between the pork, but specifically the bounty of five spice, I was pretty pissed off. I've just never had a jar do that before.

Were the eggs old or was it just a random egg out of a bunch that was nasty? I know if I've got eggs that have been sitting in the fridge for a long time, I'll typically hold them up to my ear and shake them, and if you can hear it moving around in there like there's a void, they're probably bad, or at least that's what I learned.
i had this recently w/ a s&p shaker, i was seasoning i think noodles and the electric grinder just fell apart over my wok, it didn't come loose, it just broke. i toasted off the peppercorns and later used it for my brisket that week, so not horrible like having a random glass jar explode, but i'm with your wife on this one, random microscoping glass slivers, naw