Halloween Costume help required (paging resident trannies)

zombiewizardhawk

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I want to go as Margot Robbie's Harley Quinn for halloween this year and I need to know how to avoid a 5 o clock shadow ruining it... Also possibly some tips on how I can pull off those shorts... Thanks!
 
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kegkilla

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The homeless shelter throwing a big bash this year?
 
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Aaron

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Not sure anyone can help you there buddy, I think we've chased away all the trannies who could have helped you.
 
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Zaara

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ITT zombiehawk tries to suss out hot and available local trannies.

Or it's the last post he makes before his conversion. Up in the air.
 
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we still have morrow. you can pm hi...her. or shekel. whatever.
 
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zombiewizardhawk said:
I want to go as Margot Robbie's Harley Quinn for halloween this year and I need to know how to avoid a 5 o clock shadow ruining it... Also possibly some tips on how I can pull off those shorts... Thanks!
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Shave twice. rub icecubes over face before second shaving. Harley has a ton of makeup on. Which itself will cover most of the 5oclock shadow anyway. a thick concealer, then white makeup.
That said, going to really look like a drag queen. probaly moreso like a generic drag queen then identifiable as Harley, given the movie design.

Start doing squats 6months ago for the shorts.
 
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Kovaks

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For shorts eat Lots of taco bell, for 5 o'clock shadow rub garlic on it, it fixed everything even your tooth.
 
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zombiewizardhawk

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But then i'm going to smell like garlic all night and scare away any potential sugar daddies/mamas...
 
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TheRealMikey

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Using a super glue base coat, apply duck tape quickly before superglue dries. Wait two miutes. Rip off quickly like a bandaid. No worries about hair.
 
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zombiewizardhawk

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TheRealMikey said:
Using a super glue base coat, apply duck tape quickly before superglue dries. Wait two miutes. Rip off quickly like a bandaid. No worries about hair.
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Everything on the internet is real right?

It's not my ass that worries me with the shorts (I got a nice ass), it's the other end.
 
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trex

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use a primer if youre going to put on that much makeup/face paint or youll look like shit

also IBTR
 
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zombiewizardhawk

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Why would this thread get rickshawed? It's a more legitimate thread than any of the ones you've started, ever.
 
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Siliconemelons

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Rub cinnamilk on your face after shaving.

Rub your butt and thighs with and bathe in cinnamilk to help get the sculpt and shine for those shorts.
 
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