Hellboy: The Crooked Man (2024)

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Title: Hellboy: The Crooked Man (2024)

Genre: Fantasy, Horror

Director: Brian Taylor

Cast: Jack Kesy, Jefferson White, Adeline Rudolph, Leah McNamara, Joseph Marcell, Martin Bassindale

Release: 2024-08-14

Plot: Hellboy and a rookie BPRD agent get stranded in 1950s rural Appalachia. There, they discover a small community haunted by witches, led by a local devil with a troubling connection to Hellboy's past: the Crooked Man.
 

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wow they actually made a movie worse than the 2019 hellboy movie, thats impressive

budget looks like its $500k though so probably will be profitable
 

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How are they going to hit their DEI quotas in 1950s rural Appalachia??

Oh, I'm expecting logic in a modern Hollywood film
 
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this was already posted in the appropriate "shit movie that doesnt deserve its own thread" thread. you can say that Perlman is a ridiculous retard and nobody would argue with you, but he made an excellent Hellboy. probably one of his best roles, next to the hunchback in Name Of The Rose or as a caveman in Quest For Fire. i'm still really pissed off at Guillermo Del Toro for not finishing the fucking trilogy. i had a crazy crush on Selma Blair as Liz.
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Is this a real movie or one of those they filmed with all the acting talent and set equipment of a high end 80s porno?
 

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I'll never watch another Perlman movie/show again, but god damn if he wasn't perfect for Hellboy
 
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Chukzombi

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What did I miss with Perlman? Did he say something bad about Donny?
he's just a fucking dumbass and he thinks he's being clever. last year he made a stupid statement about burning down Bob Iger's house and then when he got shit for it, he tried to play it off as a joke and not really saying he wanted to commit arson. fucking toolbag.

 
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This is now availalble on Jack Sparrow's streaming service. Nah, I didn't bother, I'm waiting on somebody else to take one for the team and report.
 
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The trailer makes it look just above "Film school project". I didn't even know this existed. Someone take one for the team and report back.
 
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