Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread
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Let's all have a good laugh at my expense.
I got out of my car today and was running into a restaurant to pick up some food because I was in a hurry and I was looking down at my phone at the same time.
Ran face first into a stabilizing wire on a telephone pole.
Knocked me clean on my back, glasses off, phone flew out into the road. Have a bloody black and blue welt going from above my right eye across my nose, almost broke my nose.
Fucking hurts.
Laugh at me bros. And salt me. Cause I"m salty.
I got out of my car today and was running into a restaurant to pick up some food because I was in a hurry and I was looking down at my phone at the same time.
Ran face first into a stabilizing wire on a telephone pole.
Knocked me clean on my back, glasses off, phone flew out into the road. Have a bloody black and blue welt going from above my right eye across my nose, almost broke my nose.
Fucking hurts.
Laugh at me bros. And salt me. Cause I"m salty.
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Shocked I didn't break my zygomatic and supraorbital torus. My nose feels almost broken, but not quite.
The clot of blood I blew out of my nose later was goddamn obscene too.
I'd just go get the last word on my facebook page laughing at how I finally got banned from a forum I've shitposted and trolled on for so long.
The clot of blood I blew out of my nose later was goddamn obscene too.
I'd just go get the last word on my facebook page laughing at how I finally got banned from a forum I've shitposted and trolled on for so long.
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It looks like I got sucker punched upside the face
But no. I'm just a hasty retard who doesn't pay attention to shit around him irl
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Yes, but you could never have a thread proclaiming your lack of salt again, since that would count as a perpetual saltiness generator.
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I could post and then lock the thread.
Careful now, your wax wings are starting to drip
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A buddy of mine was driving his bike down the hill in my yard when he hit one of those and it took his ear clean off. Those fuckers are not to be trifled with.
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Another thing that happened today. My wife and I were at a shopping center this evening, when we left a store this dog just came out of nowhere, followed my wife to the car, and then just climbed in when we opened the car door.
So we have a dog here. Trying to find its owner. Its playing with my beagle. They get along great.
Weirdest shit though. We didn't even see it until it climbed in the car when we opened the door. It just like decided we had to take it home and find its owner for it.
So we have a dog here. Trying to find its owner. Its playing with my beagle. They get along great.
Weirdest shit though. We didn't even see it until it climbed in the car when we opened the door. It just like decided we had to take it home and find its owner for it.
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I already have before.
You'll just have to use your imagination on this one.
Its a pretty big fucking welt. Goes around the outside edge of my eye, across my forehead and nose.
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She's sitting here and when she read that she just said "No"
I asked her nicely any way. I've been overruled on the butthole pic.
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