Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Does your ball hang low?
Does it wobble to and fro?
Can you tie it in a knot?
Can you tie it in a bow? Can you throw it over your shoulder
like a continental soldier?
Does your ball
hang
low?
WHIPPANY, NJ—Touting the product’s ability to combat common seasonal and year-round allergens, pharmaceutical manufacturer Bayer introduced Wednesday its new Claritin flamethrower capable of incinerating whatever is causing one’s allergies. “Our new flamethrower is proven to be effective at...