Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

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Christ...he doesn't get laid...he doesn't post on here but rarely..WTF does he do with his life? Train his 5 housecats for his own circus? Does he make ships in a bottle or something?

Simulation is blocking me from getting laid
 
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Christ...he doesn't get laid...he doesn't post on here but rarely..WTF does he do with his life? Train his 5 housecats for his own circus? Does he make ships in a bottle or something?

I imagine he flies a sign at a busy intersection like most of the insane homeless people who talk to themselves and think reality is a construct out to get them seem to do in my home town.
 
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Simulation is blocking me from getting laid
So it's not your fault that you are a boring, insufferable faggot that can't get laid? It's the fault of the simulation?

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What part?

The part where you're insane and also think reality is out to keep you from getting laid, rather than, you know, your personality, body odor and insane ramblings.
 
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So it's not your fault that you are a boring, insufferable faggot that can't get laid? It's the fault of the simulation?

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I’m not brad pitt but I’m not terrible. I’ve hit on the ugliest just to test things out and still no dice, something is up. I’m not generally boring though.
 
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I’m not brad pitt but I’m not terrible. I’ve hit on the ugliest just to test things out and still no dice, something is up. I’m not generally boring though.
Couldn't at all possibly be the fact that you're an insane person, though.

Right?
 
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No, it’s not unfortunately. I don’t say or do anything insane.

Because saying the universe is a simulation specifically acting to keep you from getting laid by women with fish stank vaginas isn't insane, obviously.
 
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More like great minds think alike but I take the compliment.
 
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No, it’s not unfortunately. I don’t say or do anything insane.
So you're so bad that you set off red flags just standing there?

CLEARLY WE MUST BE LIVING IN A SIMULATION; THAT'S THE REASONABLE CONCLUSION HERE

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So you're so bad that you set off red flags just standing there?

CLEARLY WE MUST BE LIVING IN A SIMULATION; THAT'S THE REASONABLE CONCLUSION HERE

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It’s pathetic you needed another account to argue me with, LOL
 
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See, Jasker Jasker women can intuit batshit

At least, the ones that weren't like fucked by their father or uncle or some shit can

And the women who can intuit batshit tend to run away from batshit if they're smart and not completely broken human beings

And so the problem here is you're not casting your line into the right waters

You need to go troll the crazy pond for a real shot at getting laid
 
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