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See,Jasker women can intuit batshit
At least, the ones that weren't like fucked by their father or uncle or some shit can
And the women who can intuit batshit tend to run away from batshit if they're smart and not completely broken human beings
And so the problem here is you're not casting your line into the right waters
You need to go troll the crazy pond for a real shot at getting laid
This is legit advice if you think you're living in a simulation and that's why you can't get laidSee,Jasker women can intuit batshit
At least, the ones that weren't like fucked by their father or uncle or some shit can
And the women who can intuit batshit tend to run away from batshit if they're smart and not completely broken human beings
And so the problem here is you're not casting your line into the right waters
You need to go troll the crazy pond for a real shot at getting laid
Too much barking to stay focused?I got laid like a week ago but wasn’t my type.
This is legit advice if you think you're living in a simulation and that's why you can't get laid
And for free!
Another attempt to try to ‘normalize’ my views of the world as simulation. This won’t work.
Too much barking to stay focused?
Bigger than what, exactly? An NFL linebacker?Heh actually got laid twice both bigger girls though. One like a month ago the other last week.
Nah was a bigger girl
Jasker, if you need to take a suicide break, we'll wait
If I could just turn out the lights I would do it but I’ve essentially been told no matter what I try it won’t work heh
Bigger than what, exactly? An NFL linebacker?
Told by whom exactly?
Inquiring minds must know
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