I am currently naked, slightly drunk and about to go to work.

Troll_sl · Sep 15, 2013

Except socks. I'm wearing socks. I should probably get the rest of this shit on my body.

Grumpus · Sep 15, 2013

You already have shit somewhere on your body?

Voyce · Sep 15, 2013

You should probably call in, and not go to work.

Echuta · Sep 15, 2013

I like where this is going.

Troll_sl · Sep 15, 2013

So I am not naked, still slightly drunk and at work.

Nobody suspsects me yet.

Troll_sl · Sep 15, 2013

Subsects.

Troll_sl · Sep 15, 2013

Suspects.

Tuco · Sep 15, 2013

what do you do?

Desmas_sl · Sep 15, 2013

me thinks he's a pillow fluffer

chaos · Sep 15, 2013

Neurosurgeon.

Lithose · Sep 15, 2013

Tuco_sl said:
what do you do?

Commercial airline pilot. Duh.

Titan_Atlas · Sep 15, 2013

Tuco_sl said:
what do you do?

Obviously a job with little or no active management for a fortune 500 company.Yes this is where they stashed your 401k money. Was anyone else afraid to click on the thread because this is screenshots and there might be a naked neckbeard.

chaos · Sep 15, 2013

Titan_atlas_sl said:
Obviously a job with little or no active management for a fortune 500 company.Yes this is where they stashed your 401k money. Was anyone else afraid to click on the thread because this is screenshots and there might be a naked neckbeard.

You mean disappointed that it wasn't, right?

Titan_Atlas · Sep 15, 2013

chaos_sl said:
You mean disappointed that it wasn't, right?

Only mildly

Wuyley_sl · Sep 15, 2013

Pics or it didn't happen.

Aaron · Sep 16, 2013

Look who's just got fired!

cabbitcabbit · Sep 16, 2013

Those customers ain't gonna greet themselves!

iannis · Sep 16, 2013

Plot twist: Troll moonlights as a male stripper.

Porkchop · Sep 16, 2013

Plot twist: Troll moonlights as a female stripper.

Gravy · Sep 16, 2013

Super Secret Plot twist: Troll moonlights as a furniture stripper.

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