I am currently naked, slightly drunk and about to go to work.

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I remember once getting so drunk in Chicago that I blacked out and woke up in Milwaukee with a fairly homely woman. One of any number of events that lead to me no longer drinking.
 
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10 out of 10. Will fap again.

Serious though, I'm a bit upset that OP has not returned to elaborate the details yet. I feel like I walked in on the end of a Tarantino movie.
 

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I remember once getting so drunk in Chicago that I blacked out and woke up in Milwaukee with a fairly homely woman. One of any number of events that lead to me no longer drinking.
Even better with the Archer avatar.