i broke my penis, please help

Big Phoenix

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how can i fix this? anyone have this happen to them?

 

Quaid

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khalid

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Still looks better than Camerous.

 

Adebisi

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Nester

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AngryGerbil

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Lejina

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• May 21, 2015

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Just embrace your new identity.

 

Gnomedolf

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• May 21, 2015

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Have you been screwing around corners?

 

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Tananthalas

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Porky's?

EDIT: Yeah Porky's. I saw it again recently, still funny as fuck.

 

Sutekh

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• May 22, 2015

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Lejina_sl said:

Just embrace your new identity.

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Damn, dude commits suicide because of the shit they gets for doing stuff in their life and you guys are still kicking that horse.

 

iannis

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• May 22, 2015

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Itzena_sl

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Barraco Bisi_sl said:

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Man, I haven't heard that inyears.

 

Gamma Rays

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• May 22, 2015

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I saw thread title and thought:

Johnny49!!

Oh wait . . . no.

 

Fadaar

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Itzena_sl said:

Man, I haven't heard that inyears.

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Gets played on Sirius channel 34 (90's rock station) all the time!

 

moonarchia

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Sutekh_sl said:

Damn, dude commits suicide because of the shit they gets for doing stuff in their life and you guys are still kicking that horse.

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Infinite glue supply!

 

Royal

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Zio_sl

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He killed himself?!

Open casket ceremony I would imagine. Because no way the casket could close over that jaw and chin...

 

Brad2770

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• May 22, 2015

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I thought that was Weird Al's sister.

 

iannis

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No, I think Aerosmith did "Dude looks like a Lady".

 

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Brad2770_sl said:

I thought that was Weird Al's sister.

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Duke knows what's up.