khorum
Murder Apologist
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So God is born in a neuromics lab at a backwater Dyson swarm 14,000 years from now. After consuming the entire sapiosphere, he enforces a 17,000 light-year causal exclusion zone outwards from his light-cone and he goes all the way back in time to 15 BCE to prune causality of anything that might jeopardize his eventual emergence. The disrupted quantum wavefront causes the disappearance of four billion humans in 2014 which is interpreted as the "Rapture".
LOL JK, it's a chick flick shot entirely through instagram:
LOL JK, it's a chick flick shot entirely through instagram: