You're correct! They were a childhood leftover that I thought would make an interesting (read: weird) decor piece. I built it from scratch, affixed them with flesh colored putty so they could stand without damaging them, and affixed the name plates. It's probably about a $450 display piece in total.
Since I'm posting here, I might as well add that I don't see why this Sharona troll was banned.. It was dumb, simple humor that a lot of us retards found an outlet in LoL. Then again, I may have just answered my own question