If Hermione fucked a muggle

Big Phoenix

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would it result in a squib or wizard?

 

Sutekh

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Kill yourself.

 

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A+ would read it again.

 

Melvin

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Big Phoenix_sl said:

would it result in a squib or wizard?

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I'm going to call you a dumbass because you don't even know what a squib is. Then you're going to call me a nerd and pretend your dumb ass was trolling and you made that dumbass mistake on purpose to piss off nerds. Amirite?

 

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IBTR

 

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A squib is an underpowered round that doesn't exit the barrel, right? You think a muggle wouldn't be able to nut hard enough to knock her up?

 

Melvin

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Ugh.

 

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I think it would result in tears and herpes.

 

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You're a fag for knowing wtf a squib or a muggle is and for making me learn wtf they are.

 

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I think it would result in a beautiful child, that would be a genius. Hermione would be an amazing mom, regardless if she produces a squib, or full blown wizard. Her knowledge of the wizarding world would be passed down to her offspring.

 

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gaaaaaaaaay.gif

 

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If Phoenix turns on a computer, it results in a terrible thread.

 

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a video, if were lucky.

 

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GIS for Fat Phoenix. Turns out it's a real thing...a gay singing duo. Your secret is out Dumbledore.

 

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The dude on the left is pretty close to what I imagine Big P to actually look like. Except his buttons are probably more conservative in nature "Freedom isn't Free!", "God Bless our Snipers", etc.

 

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Needs more flair.

 

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hermione is half a muggle and if she had a baby with a full muggle partner it would end up an ugly british child.

 

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, which is fan fiction where Harry Potter is a scientist and tries to scientifically figure out all the rules of magic, talks at a great deal of length on this. If I remember correctly, it is likely that the "magic gene", if such exists, is recessive. So depends.

 

Malakriss

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Maester Chuk_sl said:

hermione is half a muggle and if she had a baby with a full muggle partner it would end up an ugly british child.

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I thought she was full british

 

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Shes not a half muggle nerd. Both her parents are muggles, like Harrys mom. Youre either wizard, squib, or muggle. Aint no halfsies