"I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

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Gravel

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It sounds like you also didn't endanger any minors. Where the hell did you go to car buying school? Shit man...
 
Arbitrary

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Insomnia_sl said:
Youre doing it wrong bro, youre supposed to keep something of his (license plates seem to work best) so he keeps the title and you just stash the car and never drive it. l2buycar.
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I actually have the guy's plates. He forgot to take them off.

Oh the things I'm going to do to these plates of his.
 
Arbitrary

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Why you gotta be all like that. I liked you bro, I got a good deal. These plates? I was going to show them a good time. I was going to wine and and dine them. I was going to treat them like a lady.

But now because you don't know how to act they get dry humped in the yard.

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Soygen

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Wisconsin has boring looking license plates. Why isn't there like a wheel of cheese or something on it?!
 
OneofOne

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Did you miss the little dairy farm?

(btw, California produces WAY more milk than Wisconsin does - America's Dairyland my ass (though you beat us on cheese production by a little:emoji_nose:
 
Soygen

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I mean like a big thing in the middle like the statue of liberty on the NY plate or the orange on a FL plate. Needs more cheese, bro.
 
Arbitrary

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OneofOne_sl said:
(btw, California produces WAY more milk than Wisconsin does - America's Dairyland my ass (though you beat us on cheese production by a little:emoji_nose:
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Our options were serial killers, alcohol consumption, or sticking with dairy.

We stuck with dairy.
 
Soygen

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Serial killers would have made MUCH more interesting license plates.
 
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Iannis_sl said:
Creeping Charlie isn't a weed. It's just a vine-form alternative to grass.
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Cool... then my yard that looks just like that doesn't have weeds on it, but really who cares, it all gets mowed anyways. (except I haven't mowed my yard in over a month thanks to the 0 rain we've been getting)... Go Wisconsin.
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Caliane

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creeping charlie is green. growns faster, more solid then grass. will not ever be overwhelmed by violets, crabgrass or any other weed.
and it has awesome purple flowers. why would anyone ever use grass?
 
Adebisi

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Cram that shit car you bought from the hooker into her Mustang.

They're both technically her cars. You can just walk away. Mission accomplished.
 
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Well, they could probably prove that she didn't have possession of the car based on the texts and if she reported it stolen. So as much as I'd like to see that happen.. I wouldn't. I'd load the car with drugs, park it in the street near her house and call in an anonymous tip that's she's a dealer and hope they bust in her door after they find the car and search her place on suspicion... if I had money anyways, I'd like to see what happens.
 
Grimmlokk

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I'd load it with AMRAAM rocket motor things and aim it at DC, then break in to her house when she's out and call Barack Obama and put on a falsetto voice that sounded like her and and make some threats. They'll trace the call and she'll end up in Gitmo. Problem solved.

I dunno why the rest of you assholes are always trying to complicate matters. Hitmen and drugs and ramming Mustangs. Silly...
 
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