Invention thread

Picasso3

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Hilarious bullshit ideas welcome but I'm starting out with a billion dollar idea.

The loaner app: an uber for anything, rent out tools, houses, boats, cars, yada yada
 
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Picasso3

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I also think it would be cool to have a facebook for houses where people could upload pictures etc to specific addresses and show the history.
 

Noodleface

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Before QR codes and all these shopping apps were out I had an idea for a phone app where people could upload prices on items at local stores so you could compare around with a feature to take a pic of a Barcode and it would list everything in a certain mile radius. It would be driven exclusively by customers adding prices manually.

I thought it sounded cool but I realized no one wants to go through their entire shopping cart and manually scan everything into a database.

My other friend had an invention for salsa jars that basically had a spinning disk at the bottom that as you ate the Salsa you would turn and the platform would raise so that the salsa was always at the top. Did not take off.

Same guy had an idea for a redbox for porn but his biggest challenge was no one would want that in their store.
 

ZyyzYzzy

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Genetically engineered conifers to express multiple bioluminesent colors so I never have to deal with fucking christmas lights again.
 
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Soygen

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I invented this sweet clock.

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khorum

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Genetically engineered conifers to express multiple bioluminesent colors so I never have to deal with fucking christmas lights again.
I figured you life sciences guys would've heard about Bioglow. Though come to think of it, they've gone quiet since they found funding. They're private equity so they prolly have to stop promoting. I actually read about the bioluminescent plant startups through the CRISPR biohacking scene before Bloomberg published their article on them. One is Bioglow in St. Louis and the other is Glowing Plant Co. that got like 80k over kickstarter. That was a few years ago so there's prolly a ton of them by now considering how HUGE the biohacking scene has become.

No idea how they'll get them to be bright enough to replace streetlights tho, which is their plan. The WSJ video is newer:

 
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ZyyzYzzy

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Fuck you buudy, fuck you.

Another invention, genetically engineered yeast that produce flavinoids during anaerobic respiration for use in brewing beer
 

khorum

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LOL that is actually a thing BIOHACKERS are doing with beer. In fact, DIY BIOHACKERs have been using crispr to BIOHACK the yeast in beer for a while:

Journal Nature said:
Such feats are beyond the reach of do-it-yourself (DIY) ‘biohackers’, a growing community ofamateur biologists who often work in community laboratories, which typically charge a recurring fee for access to equipment and supplies. But CRISPR itself is not. Driven by an inventive spirit that inspires them to fiddle with yeast to alter the flavour of beer, build art installations out of bacteria or pursue serious basic-research questions, these amateurs cannot wait to try the technique.

“It’s, like, the most amazing tool ever,” says Andreas Stürmer, a biohacker and entrepreneur who lives in Dublin. “You could do it in your own home.”

Sosa is an IT consultant from San Jose, California, who took up biohacking as a hobby about three years ago, when he decided that he would like to grow organs — or maybe other body parts — in the lab. At first, he had no idea how unrealistic that goal was. “I just thought you take a bunch of stem cells and add stuff to them,” he says.

That Nature article's a little old though... there's a whole DIY BIOHACKING scene out there now since the money is following it. There's a couple community BIOHACKING DIY labs in Chicago already.
 
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