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I think he is saying that next year AI will actually start to deliver on the "productivity" promises that all the market hype has been about
Salesforce just fired 5000 people because of ai. Isn't the productivity already here?
 
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A short while ago I was chatting with a friend of mine who has worked for a long time with a company and has acquired some good stock options. He's been thinking about cashing in and it's a good sum, about $4-5 mill or so I think. He asked me what I would do with that sort of money and after thinking about it I told him I'd prolly do something like the following:

  • Buy 2 small apartments to rent out for a monthly income.
  • Split the rest into roughly equal parts investing in:
    • Physical gold.
    • Bitcoin and other "good" crypto such as Etherium and Ripple (though probably 50-75% in Bitcoin).
    • A mix of stocks including some relatively safe ones and a few interesting higher risk ones.
    • Buying into a mixed stocks/bonds fund that one of the local banks runs.
After thinking about this for a while I thought I'd get some other ideas from you lot. I have the feeling that he will never do the gold thing, and probably not the apartments either, but whatever. I've always been a bit more conservative in my finances than he has. Also, of note, the two of us live in Eurostan, not the USA, though if this were me I might actually look into putting some of the money into one of the US based investment funds if possible - though at the end of the day, it's always a risk since who the fuck knows where the US and most of the West is headed these days. And if this had been me 5 years ago or so, I might have probably just bought apartments for the whole amount and become a slum lord, but I would not want to tie all my assets into one thing these days.

Anyway, if anyone wants to chime in, feel free. Always interested in seeing how people would invest their money.
 
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If you think the Western world and the US is headed towards demise, move to the US, buy guns and ammunition and then pay ex military to survival train you.

If you aren't a complete psychopath just do most of what you outlined except for the apartments. Fuck rentals.
 
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I am in half a mind to move to the USA to be honest, but my friend says he is not moving anywhere, at least for another 10 years, as he has young children. Although having said what I said above, if I had $4-5 mill burning a hole in my pocket, there would definitely be a little devil on one of my shoulders whispering to me to just say "Fuck it!" and see how long that kind of money would last me while doing hookers and blow, and when it did run out, just suck off a shotgun. When you're middle aged, unemployed, single and childless, planning too much for the future does not quite make as much sense as when you have kids and a job.
 
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Also Ripple is not "good crypto". It's the laziest scam of all time.
 
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With 5 million dollars following the 4% rule you could live indefinitely spending 100k a year. How much hookers and blow that'll get you will vary by location.
 
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With 5 million dollars following the 4% rule you could live indefinitely spending 100k a year. How much hookers and blow that'll get you will vary by location.
Might want to check the math on that broski.
 

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Take the 5mil, drop it into bonds and live off 150k-200k per year with zero risk and no drawdown. Easy answer.
 
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A short while ago I was chatting with a friend of mine who has worked for a long time with a company and has acquired some good stock options. He's been thinking about cashing in and it's a good sum, about $4-5 mill or so I think. He asked me what I would do with that sort of money and after thinking about it I told him I'd prolly do something like the following:

  • Buy 2 small apartments to rent out for a monthly income.
  • Split the rest into roughly equal parts investing in:
    • Physical gold.
    • Bitcoin and other "good" crypto such as Etherium and Ripple (though probably 50-75% in Bitcoin).
    • A mix of stocks including some relatively safe ones and a few interesting higher risk ones.
    • Buying into a mixed stocks/bonds fund that one of the local banks runs.
After thinking about this for a while I thought I'd get some other ideas from you lot. I have the feeling that he will never do the gold thing, and probably not the apartments either, but whatever. I've always been a bit more conservative in my finances than he has. Also, of note, the two of us live in Eurostan, not the USA, though if this were me I might actually look into putting some of the money into one of the US based investment funds if possible - though at the end of the day, it's always a risk since who the fuck knows where the US and most of the West is headed these days. And if this had been me 5 years ago or so, I might have probably just bought apartments for the whole amount and become a slum lord, but I would not want to tie all my assets into one thing these days.

Anyway, if anyone wants to chime in, feel free. Always interested in seeing how people would invest their money.


Suddenly coming into money without any experience in investing is the best way to quickly lose it all. He could do what Jysin Jysin says and probably do better than most.

I'd recommend he reads a lot of FIRE articles (websites like mrmoneymustache have good articles and a forum about wealth management). The main trap is wanting to do too much. Some of the best wealth management strategies are shockingly boring: paid off house, some broad index funds, some bonds, some fixed term deposits.

I'd say fuck no to being a landlord for low income housing, and depending on where you live now, consider moving to a country that doesn't have a punitive wealth tax system. If you have EU citizenship, Portugal is a great choice. No wealth tax, great weather, politically stable.

5 mil is more than enough to retire on if you live a normal life. If you start living like "rich people on TV" do, it'll run out within a decade.
 
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I am in half a mind to move to the USA to be honest, but my friend says he is not moving anywhere, at least for another 10 years, as he has young children. Although having said what I said above, if I had $4-5 mill burning a hole in my pocket, there would definitely be a little devil on one of my shoulders whispering to me to just say "Fuck it!" and see how long that kind of money would last me while doing hookers and blow, and when it did run out, just suck off a shotgun. When you're middle aged, unemployed, single and childless, planning too much for the future does not quite make as much sense as when you have kids and a job.
I thought the entire point of Europe was to be unemployed and let everyone else take care of you without all the social shame of the US
 

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Suddenly coming into money without any experience in investing is the best way to quickly lose it all. He could do what Jysin Jysin says and probably do better than most.

I'd recommend he reads a lot of FIRE articles (websites like mrmoneymustache have good articles and a forum about wealth management). The main trap is wanting to do too much. Some of the best wealth management strategies are shockingly boring: paid off house, some broad index funds, some bonds, some fixed term deposits.

I'd say fuck no to being a landlord for low income housing, and depending on where you live now, consider moving to a country that doesn't have a punitive wealth tax system. If you have EU citizenship, Portugal is a great choice. No wealth tax, great weather, politically stable.

5 mil is more than enough to retire on if you live a normal life. If you start living like "rich people on TV" do, it'll run out within a decade.
I always say this, people think investing has to be complicated. "I need to diversify into 20 different asset classes. I need real estate, bonds, stocks, crypto, gold, silver, domestic, international, etc."

Why? Why would it be any different when you have $100k vs $10M?
 
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I always say this, people think investing has to be complicated. "I need to diversify into 20 different asset classes. I need real estate, bonds, stocks, crypto, gold, silver, domestic, international, etc."

Why? Why would it be any different when you have $100k vs $10M?
I think they're copying what they hear the mega-rich do but not understanding why the mega-rich do it. If you have 5M you need to get income off that 5M, you need to live off that income without touching the principal. If you have 50M, you probably don't need that much income off it, even a really rich person can usually live off 2-3M/year. At that wealth level you're really trying to make sure that no serious crash can cause you to be poor again, so you want to have your assets in a bunch of different classes so that a real estate crash or a stock market crash individually doesn't make you poor.

With 5M you're middle-class rich, you're certainly rich but probably can't live like it, you need to use your assets to get you a nice upper middle class income for life. With 50M you're thinking about never being poor again, the goal with your assets is just different.
 
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