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Falstaff

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Make it even more scarce. Now that's the kind of forward thinking every investor looks for!

You know how people go on treasure hunts for actual gold or like... cocaine and shit? And make dumb documentaries about it? Do you think there are gonna be bitcoin wallet treasure hunter documentaries in the future?
They better make this movie before Nicolas Cage dies.
 
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Sanrith Descartes

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Yeah it will be an update of Civil War era gold!

I forget the names but in like the 30s-50s a number of novels exist about dudes discovering that a private Civil War era mausoleum lost during the war was filled with the gold of a wealthy family. Before the family got killed and the plantation burned down. The property then fell into whoever's hands but the gold was forgotten about and the mausoleum buried, lost, or whatever. They end up competing with low lifes who catch wind of it too and that's the general premise of these books.

It will be novels like that but instead some relatives find a carefully hidden USB flashdrive, go hunt down antique technology to read it, then realize that its the keys to a bitcoin wallet. Somehow some gangsters or nefarious relatives will get involved.
The truth is a corrupt Senator from the future used time travel to go back in time and steal all the confederate gold with modern weapons. If you dont believe this is true, go watch Time Cop. It's all documented on film.
 
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Arden

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The find would be worth about 175 million at today's prices.
 

TJT

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They better make this movie before Nicolas Cage dies.
In really needs to involve a bitcoin coldwallet shoved up some guy's ass who later died and now its a hunt for whatever odd place he died.

Then it will feel real.
 
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TomServo

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In really needs to involve a bitcoin coldwallet shoved up some guy's ass who later died and now its a hunt for whatever odd place he died.

Then it will feel real.
Your father gave me this crypto wallet i kept shoved up my ass for a decade. Sadly i lost the key
 
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Sanrith Descartes

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Closed out of my MSTR puts for a quick $1 a share premium on the bounce this morning. Thinking about it over the weekend, I realized I didn't actually want those shares at $175. I might end up re-opening my Gemini account if I want to grab some BTC.
 

TJT

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Your father gave me this crypto wallet i kept shoved up my ass for a decade. Sadly i lost the key
But you and my dad worked at Wells Fargo as loan analysts and he only died last year...

Story for another day kid.
 
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Jysin

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Bitcoin giving up the entire "reopening" pump.

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Jysin

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For your lates AI datacenter silliness, I present to you SNDK (Sandisk) weekly chart

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Daidraco

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Bitcoin giving up the entire "reopening" pump.

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Put 30k into it Friday at its low cause I figured that was a no brainer. As soon as I saw a two candle dip under 107, I got out of it. If it dips below 100k again, Ill put money back into it again. I wish I could see "the writing on the wall" with other shit like this.
 
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Furry

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Maybe it’s better products? I was genuinely shocked at how good the quality of the last mono I bought was. That thing was a tank and clearly the best quality mobo I’ve ever bought, and I don’t buy cheap crap when it’s computers.
 

Sanrith Descartes

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Hes clutching pearls about depreciation schedule manipulation?
While he isn't "wrong", complaining about companies cooking the books is like complaining about politicians being corrupt. I mean, its sort of just a given.
 
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Blazin

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But how is it cooking the books when the books tell you the depreciation schedule? You have all the data needed, if you disagree with useful life then make adjustments just divide by a smaller number and make your investment choice.
 
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