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Synj

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Yeah I never understood that. If you're a billionaire you can have a 24/7 personal assistant who you pay just to manage your hooker schedule of top shelf escorts whose primary service is discretion. Rotate them around, nobody would ever be the wiser.

Nope, lose your job and status over a mid CCP whore. Good job!
I remember thinking this about Tiger Woods or any of the number of celebs/athletes that end up getting DUIs.

Even when they have resources or the most available services, they still do this dumb shit.


I remember one person explaining it like this though: people want to be able to do their shameful things without other people's judgement. Tiger wanted to be able to go fuck a chick and then go fuck another chick and then beat off on tranny tits and he didn't want his shame on display even to a driver or bodyguard. Shame is a crazy thing, and it makes us do crazy things.

But if anyone wants to hire me for $200k/year to be their pussy handler, I'll screen all the texts and nudies, get the Valtrex prescription in my name and lie right to your wife's face, hit me up.
 
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TJT

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But if anyone wants to hire me for $200k/year to be their pussy handler, I'll screen all the texts and nudies, get the Valtrex prescription in my name and lie right to your wife's face, hit me up.
For real dude. Pay me $200k a year to handle your hookers and blow dates? Fine by me dude, I won't be saying shit. I'll even be your DD so you can be completely blasted the whole time.
 
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Sheriff Cad

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For real dude. Pay me $200k a year to handle your hookers and blow dates? Fine by me dude, I won't be saying shit. I'll even be your DD so you can be completely blasted the whole time.
We hired a car and driver a couple of days in Japan when the stuff we wanted to see was pretty far, and honestly it was one of the best luxuries. They brought one of those Toyota Alphard minivans with the "Executive package", basically two recliners in the back instead of seats, it was tinted black, it had a little drink fridge in the back with Japanese lemon sour alcoholic drinks. Hah. The driver was dropping us off like right at the steps of the places we wanted to go and then just waiting a block away to pick us up.

Like I don't participate in luxuries usually but a driver is one of those that is just like, holy shit this is actually really useful and allows me to do a lot more.
 

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I don’t think any of this changes Nvidia’s performance prospectus as far as what it will deliver for customers. I believe Jensen owns about 4% of Nvidia. I don’t think that HAS to be liquidated during a divorce—could be transferred.

A REAL complication is the matter of where Jensen will land. He would crush working for Elon.
 
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