is it safe to watch porn on my work computer?

kegkilla

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when i travel and im away feom the nerdslayer i often resort to my work laptop to fulfill my need of watching hardcore rape porn. of course i use incognito mode and disconnect from the VPN. am i in the clear here? i think so.
 
Adebisi

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IT can load some crazy Spy shit in the background. I wouldn't
 
Chanur

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I absolutely wouldn't but I love my job. I already push it going to sites like Rerolled and Brennors . Most companies are pretty merciless about porn. I once saw someone basically get the boot from the service for porn and online dating chat while on watch.
 
BrotherWu

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I have never had any issues watching porn on a work laptop and I like me some titties and I have had a work laptop for 20 years. I've heard that there is spyware that looks for skin tones or known sites but I think most places just use firewalls to check for that shit.

Never do it in the work LAN. Not even once.
 
Alex

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It would suck to work for a company that does that. What else can a home boy do when traveling?
 
cabbitcabbit

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Our previous buyer got the boot for watching porn on a company laptop while out of town. The day he came back they brought him into my boss' boss' office and walked him out like 3 minutes later. Better to bring a personal tablet with you.
 
lurkingdirk

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Company laptop is for company business. Using it to watch porn is just dumb. You're asking for problems.

It really is that black and white simple.
 
Chukzombi

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seriously, with 4g LTE and wifi on your smartphone or tablet, why would you need the company computers to get your freak on? might as well call up the boss and tell him you want to be fired.
 
Mist

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Perfectly safe.

EDIT: Seriously though, if you want to browse perfectly safe, make an Ubuntu Live CD or bootable USB stick or something and browse whatever you want from there.
 
kegkilla

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i'm not seeing any compelling arguments here other than "no don't do it! that's not what work computers are for!" i've looked through the processes and there's nothing in there that looks like corporate spyware, just the standard mcafee bullshit.
 
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You guys are full f shit. I've never heard of anyone getting the boot for porn. Worst case your admins report you to hr or your manager. 15 years and I've only seen a handful of reports even file. When we get URL violations we pretty much ignore it. Way more important shit than porn watchers to worry about, I do it all the Time.
 
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Seriously if your it policy has termination for a single usage violation your company sucks.
 
Tuco

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There's no absolutes here, it all depends on the company and the offense. If you get caught by a female who might file sexual harassment charges even a very lenient company may suddenly have a termination for single usage violations.
 
kegkilla

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how the fuck is someone going to file sexual harassment for watching porn alone in my hotel room?
 
Tearofsoul

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On the other hand, gaming site are fine on work computer, at least thats what I do in front of my boss all the time.
 
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