IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

TJT

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How do you do Linux and windows development from Mac?

Fwiw, wsl2 has been much better than its predecessor.
Nothing prevents you from making Linux stuff on the Mac. Its actually even easier than on Windows. You probably need a Windows machine for Microsoft native stuff though. I work in backend infrastructure and having a Windows machine has been nothing but a drag doing that kind of work. I hate them anymore.
 

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Man our product launch was missed and on a day to day slip. Certain CPU vendor essentially fucked up, but can't really say more than that - but this was a multi million dollar fuck up if we couldn't launch.

Spent the last two weeks working what is essentially 16-20 hours a day. Had to meet with execs a few times yesterday and basically spearheaded the effort to solve this.

I've never been complimented so much in my career from higher-ups. One guy told me I was a hero, another person started clapping when I gave updates.

I'm just a software engineer so I feel like at a company this big, meeting execs is super not common.

Give me a raise God damnit.
 
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TomServo

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Man our product launch was missed and on a day to day slip. Certain CPU vendor essentially fucked up, but can't really say more than that - but this was a multi million dollar fuck up if we couldn't launch.

Spent the last two weeks working what is essentially 16-20 hours a day. Had to meet with execs a few times yesterday and basically spearheaded the effort to solve this.

I've never been complimented so much in my career from higher-ups. One guy told me I was a hero, another person started clapping when I gave updates.

I'm just a software engineer so I feel like at a company this big, meeting execs is super not common.

Give me a raise God damnit.
And no rsu raise promotion or one time cash? Then fuck those words. I literally got shit for a huge fucking project and the asshole i was working side by side with was bumped from director to VP.
 
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TJT

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And no rsu raise promotion or one time cash? Then fuck those words. I literally got shit for a huge fucking project and the asshole i was working side by side with was bumped from director to VP.
Yeah they're cunts then if they don't.

I got a spot bonus of $10k a couple years ago just for doing a huge data migration project alone. As we moved from one ordering system to another. That whole effort cost at most $2M for the company. Of which I only did that small piece.
 
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TomServo

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Yeah they're cunts then if they don't.

I got a spot bonus of $10k a couple years ago just for doing a huge data migration project alone. As we moved from one ordering system to another. That whole effort cost at most $2M for the company. Of which I only did that small piece.
Exactly. My shit was 10 billion plus. Zero fucking anything. And got a average review too. Still fucking pissed
 
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TJT

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I was never able to be a bootlicker. I know this has been detrimental in my career but I just can't make myself suck up to anyone. I'd rather be homeless. Fuck em.

A lot more people succeed due to bootlicking than skill though. Just the way it is.
 
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Noodleface

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And no rsu raise promotion or one time cash? Then fuck those words. I literally got shit for a huge fucking project and the asshole i was working side by side with was bumped from director to VP.
This last year so far I got a promotion and 45% salary increase. If more comes from this I'm not sure.

I told my wife that there's nothing more rewarding than being applauded by a higher up. Money can't buy that.
 
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moonarchia

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This last year so far I got a promotion and 45% salary increase. If more comes from this I'm not sure.

I told my wife that there's nothing more rewarding than being applauded by a higher up. Money can't buy that.
Money can buy you a handjob from a higher up. Always get the money.
 

Kuro

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Got my first full-year W2 from this company and they paid me $2000 less than we agreed to at hire. Shady fucks. On me for not paying closer attention to what was removed from the direct deposit check to figure out the gross I guess. Another turd on the pile pushing me to get in somewhere else.
 

Seananigans

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Depends on what you do, but the Mac is basically a Mach microkernel with a BSD-based, POSIX-compatible personality that is called Darwin. In fact, Apple hired a FreeBSD leader for that project.
You can basically compile the same code for OSX and Linux (except low level stuff, of course), and Apple even gives you an X11 server. So unless you develop device drivers or need things like direct GPU access ...

Windows on the other hand is ... total fuckshit, in my opinion, and their API and coding conventions are relics of the past, and are only bearable with copious amounts of abstraction or alcohol. Or both. Hungarian Notation for variable names is the stupidest shit ever: Bitch, you use a statically typed language like C and the compiler should know what type the variable is ... unless your code sucks. No need to force everyone name their Variables like "m_pszMyString" (stands for: a member of a class that is a pointer to a zero terminated string) and type that shit forever and ever. That shit was invented before IDE autocompletion was even a thing.

Also, whoever thought to name the function to open an (existing) file for reading "CreateFile()" should stub their little toe at least twice a day.

I don’t understand the issue. Every day at work the first thing I do is create all my unread emails. Earlier I wasn’t sure what I wanted for dinner so I created my pantry and stood there for awhile. And once I laid down in bed I created FoH so I …

*OW FUCK* wtf?