IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

Nija

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I don't see a future where it completely takes over to that point, even 10 years down the road, for the exact reasons you already outlined.

What I think is more likely to happen is, it starts to move that way (already is actually), products actually stop functioning, companies start bleeding customers and nobody in said company can fix or correct this. A new and exciting field of consultants and contractors called something innovative like "AI auditors" springs up solely to come unfuck companies like this (or those companies die).

I'm very seriously considering starting one of these "AI auditing" companies. Which is really just a group of developers/engineers that actually understands OOP and can get codebases back into, at the very least, workable states. And charging big bucks for this. But I think we are still a few years out from this being lucrative (and I am certain it will be incredibly lucrative)
I was thinking about some kind of SRE consultancy where I’d offer some kind of quick turnaround plan to actually go to market with whatever AI slop they cooked up. And then professional services on top of that to get things where they need to be code wise.

Want to team up?
 
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Kirun

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I really like that he has built this world view in his head that we had luxurious, stable, six figure jobs without stress or overtime. The ones he saw in those Tiktok videos with "a day in the life of a ${TECH_STARTUP}" with the fruit bars and ping pong tables. If that is your world view of how jobs in IT are, then I can totally get that he's angry now that he perceives those people complaining about being replaced by AI.

Only that was a fucking fantasy, and those girls were the first to be fired once the startup money dried up.
Plenty of high-pay professions are stressful. Surgeons are stressed. Pilots are stressed. Traders are stressed. None of them built an entire cultural posture around telling other workers their jobs deserved to disappear because "the market." Also, let's be honest: the complaint isn't "you had no stress." The complaint is that tech workers (as a class, culturally) spent years minimizing or mocking other people's instability while confidently asserting their own indispensability.

The "those girls were the first to be fired" line is doing exactly the same thing you're accusing others of - picking a convenient subset and pretending it represents the whole. Startup marketing staff getting axed early doesn't somehow prove the broader claim wrong. If anything, it reinforces the point: when capital tightens, the industry sheds roles aggressively and without sentiment, just like every other sector that was told to "adapt". And notice how the definition keeps shifting again. First it was "you imagined cushy jobs." Then it's "okay, some people had them, but they weren't real tech." Next it’ll be "those layoffs don't count because the company was mismanaged." The goalposts might as well be on wheels at this point.

So no, this isn't anger at a fantasy. It's criticism of a long-running narrative that said tech was "different", smarter, safer, etc. And that everyone else should stop whining, reskill, and stop being a lame part of the "unskilled" labor caste. Now that the same uncertainty has arrived for the "skilled", the demand is for exemption. That's the contradiction being pointed out.
 
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TJT

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Are you willfully trying to conflate "project managers" that were useless 20 something cuties that happened to work at a tech company with people who were actually paid to write code and engineer products?

Marketing never gets axed first don't be ridiculous. What generally happens is non-revenue producing product teams are axed completely. If any good engineers happened to be on those teams they'll be hired back quickly. The administrative people there wont be though.
 

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tech workers (as a class, culturally) spent years minimizing or mocking other people's instability
Is this tech worker class in the room with you right now?
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Kirun

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Are you willfully trying to conflate "project managers" that were useless 20 something cuties that happened to work at a tech company with people who were actually paid to write code and engineer products?

Marketing never gets axed first don't be ridiculous. What generally happens is non-revenue producing product teams are axed completely. If any good engineers happened to be on those teams they'll be hired back quickly. The administrative people there wont be though.
No, this isn't some confused conflation of PMs, marketers, and engineers. It's pointing out how tech constantly redraws the boundary of legitimacy whenever pressure appears. First it's "anyone can learn to code." Then it's "okay, but only real engineers matter." Then it's "well, only revenue-adjacent engineers matter." Next it'll be "only senior staff with deep tribal knowledge matter." It's all just a new cope as the lines get redrawn.

"Marketing never gets axed first" is also just… demonstrably false. Entire growth, marketing, DX, trust & safety, QA, tooling, and internal platform teams have been wiped in the last few years. Calling them "non-revenue producing" doesn't make them useless, it just reveals how shallow the definition of value becomes under stress.

The "good engineers will be hired back quickly" claim is another comforting myth. Some are. Many aren't. Hiring freezes, down-leveling, visa constraints, location arbitrage, and now AI-assisted productivity all mean fewer seats overall. Reabsorption is not automatic, and pretending it is sounds exactly like manufacturing managers in the 90s insisting skilled workers would "just find something else."
Is this tech worker class in the room with you right now?
Nice deflection tactic. It's what people say when they don't want to engage with structural criticism, so they psychologize it instead. If the critic is "angry," then the critique can be dismissed without being answered. Very Reddit of you, congrats.

There's no imaginary tech worker haunting the room. What's actually present is a familiar historical moment - a profession that built its identity around being indispensable is now insisting that only some of its members were ever real, and that everyone else somehow deserved the floor dropping out. The story has been told before. By journalists. By factory foremen. By middle managers. By every group right before the safety net they assumed was permanent started shrinking.
 

Sheriff Cad

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Kirun, can you reign this in to shit people in this thread or on this forum have actually said? You constantly just go "the tech industry says ... " . Nobody here is saying any of that, and you just keep saying we are.

Thank you.
 
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Control

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Nice deflection tactic. It's what people say when they don't want to engage with structural criticism, so they psychologize it instead.
I didn't mean to deflect; I meant to directly call the thing that you're criticizing imaginary. Can you actually point at anything that shows this happening? Maybe I legitimately missed decades of tech-bros laughing at construction working being fired or something, but I apparently did miss it. With maybe only a handful of exceptions, the tech people that I've known have been pretty humble towards people in other industries.
 

Neranja

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It's criticism of a long-running narrative that said tech was "different", smarter, safer, etc.
Again, I have an idea what kind of picture you have in your head. And it makes MY head spin.

You heard that bullshit from all the tech startups, big and small, about how they are "being disruptive", and have to scale first and profit later. Basically the marketing bullshit how ... I think you used the term "tech bros" basically operate.

IT isn't some homogeneous club, and everyone that worked at least at service desk level gets mailed a secret club membership card to the local IT tech bro chapter, were they all meet and have barbecue and drink beer and laugh at lower jobs. What I can decipher from your diatribe you are basically describing the "tech bros" that are in the startup culture, e.g. Uber or Airbnb or OpenAI that disrupt established markets.

Again, sorry to say, but you can't conveniently put all IT workers in a single box just because startup CEOs on Linkedin gloat how they will drive other's business into bankruptcy. Especially when those guys more often than not have no clue about tech, and are more or less MBA types.

By the way, I have often wondered if those tech bros really believe their own bullshit, and finally, after a few years I have gotten my answer: OceanGate. The CEO really believed his own marketing, about how "he has sensors that warn him if the carbon hull starts to break" ... and a Logitech joypad to control the thing. He went down there himself, and he wouldn't do that if he didn't really 100% believe his own narrative.