Noodleface
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Look promotions don't come cheapDid you pull a Sharon Stone during the interview?
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Look promotions don't come cheapDid you pull a Sharon Stone during the interview?



Nice work!Finally got promoted. Literally three years of having my boss submit me for it and the company pushing back.
Essentially you need to be at 90% of the midpoint of the band of the next title before they can consider you for a promotion. The band moves every year of course and it has been outpacing the standard 3-4% raise we usually get. You're basically in a stalemate because no one can get increased enough to be considered for a promotion unless you blow your budget on a single person.
In March at my yearly review my boss went balls deep with HR and pushed for a crazy 30% raise AND a.promotion for me while maintaining his budget for everyone else. They said I'd need a 45% raise to get the promotion, so they denied it but allowed me 30%. Never had a boss go to bat like that for me before.
So anyways, today I got my promotion and increased my salary by 45% in a single calendar year. I guess someone at the company wants me to stick around...
Grats buddy, good job!Finally got promoted. Literally three years of having my boss submit me for it and the company pushing back.
Essentially you need to be at 90% of the midpoint of the band of the next title before they can consider you for a promotion. The band moves every year of course and it has been outpacing the standard 3-4% raise we usually get. You're basically in a stalemate because no one can get increased enough to be considered for a promotion unless you blow your budget on a single person.
In March at my yearly review my boss went balls deep with HR and pushed for a crazy 30% raise AND a.promotion for me while maintaining his budget for everyone else. They said I'd need a 45% raise to get the promotion, so they denied it but allowed me 30%. Never had a boss go to bat like that for me before.
So anyways, today I got my promotion and increased my salary by 45% in a single calendar year. I guess someone at the company wants me to stick around...
Never trust a band with a one armed drummer, as the saying goes.Promotions aren't about people or skills Noodle. They're about bands. Like Def Leppard.
Get the fuck outta here. Def Leppard is amazing.Never trust a band with a one armed drummer, as the saying goes.

Mother fucker def leppard is the shit. Also grats mofackaNever trust a band with a one armed drummer, as the saying goes.
Are you in my head!?!Get the fuck outta here. Def Leppard is amazing.
