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TJT

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A recruiter reached out to me about a position at this company. I did the first interview out of curiosity.


The recruiter had this laundry list of things to do in advance. Read this white paper, watch this video, have all this stuff prepared to ask him. I watched the video and read about the product on the site. An "AI sleep system for biohackers" yeah okay. I did not read the paper and did not take it very seriously.

Get on the call and say hi the dude immediately starts grilling me with these really strange questions. Just radiated Bay Area Startup vibes. Then had me grill him about the company because he honestly thought I would have read a 10 page white paper on their bed system before a 30 minute call just to see what was up with the position.

But their product really? A $4000 fucking bed that you have to pay a Netflix type subscription on? Puke. That product seems like a crock of shit for a startup if I ever saw one.
 
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ToeMissile

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A recruiter reached out to me about a position at this company. I did the first interview out of curiosity.


The recruiter had this laundry list of things to do in advance. Read this white paper, watch this video, have all this stuff prepared to ask him. I watched the video and read about the product on the site. An "AI sleep system for biohackers" yeah okay. I did not read the paper and did not take it very seriously.

Get on the call and say hi the dude immediately starts grilling me with these really strange questions. Just radiated Bay Area Startup vibes. Then had me grill him about the company because he honestly thought I would have read a 10 page white paper on their bed system before a 30 minute call just to see what was up with the position.

But their product really? A $4000 fucking bed that you have to pay a Netflix type subscription on? Puke. That product seems like a crock of shit for a startup if I ever saw one.
They’re throwing a ton of ad money around.
 

Haus

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So , interesting quasi-update on my possible job changing offers.

The internal role at my current company which would move me into a "Mentor and develop young engineering talent" role that I'm interviewing for... I check in with the guy I would be reporting to to see if there are any next steps we need to get moving and he says they're working on the next round of people I need to talk to. And he lets me know he also needs to input all the AI analytics of the previous interviews into an AI which is guiding the hiring committee...

I'm so screwed.... If that AI is decent it's going to go over me and spit this back out....
training_the_new_people.jpg
 

Noodleface

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I've been complaining that I need more engineers for a couple years now. The fact I've launched some products has always come down to last minute crunch and literally barely getting it out in time. Well... Friday was our code freeze for our biggest launch in years... And we missed it

Just completely burnt out, overworked, way overstressed and there was no way it was happening. I dunno what they're gonna do but come Monday it ain't gonna be good
 

Kithani

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I've been complaining that I need more engineers for a couple years now. The fact I've launched some products has always come down to last minute crunch and literally barely getting it out in time. Well... Friday was our code freeze for our biggest launch in years... And we missed it

Just completely burnt out, overworked, way overstressed and there was no way it was happening. I dunno what they're gonna do but come Monday it ain't gonna be good
Just show up and answer every question like this IMO
90S Computer GIF
 

Kuro

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New manager for the building got in an argument with the retiring manager a half hour ago and the retiring manager just said fuck it you're on your own left the building and drove away
 
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Koushirou

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Took some good ol' nepotism, but finally had a job interview today with the company my brother moved to after our old one shit the bed (I got laid off there, he jumped ship shortly after since it turned into a train wreck). Moving to the next phase, so hoping it went well. Did a small assessment before this and next step is going to be a refactor test. Haven't done one of these before, but seems pretty straight forward and I guess is just a way to see your thought process on improving code. Hopefully I don't bomb it somehow.
 
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Deathwing

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Good luck. Refactoring seems on the more reasonable side of measuring someone's aptitude than the typical tests. To some degree, it's why I'm complacent in my job and fear having to look for a new one. I did a path eliding question in perl, didn't finish, yet somehow got hired...
 

Deathwing

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Which is worse?

VSCode running natively in WSL but displaying on Windows via X11.
VSCode running natively on Windows but accessing a sandbox in WSL via network mount.