Jurassic World Rebirth (2025)

Masakari

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Going with a giant dinosaur that can rapidly change its size to fit any scene is wild.
 
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Yeah, finished it this morning and while I don't completely retract my previous comment, the last 30 minutes or so of the movie get pretty bad. Once the kids are fully a part of every scene and the whole giant dome head dino comes into play. Maybe they just needed to trim like 20-30 minutes off and stop trying to do a +1 badder dino every movie.
 
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Intrinsic said:
Yeah, finished it this morning and while I don't completely retract my previous comment, the last 30 minutes or so of the movie get pretty bad. Once the kids are fully a part of every scene and the whole giant dome head dino comes into play. Maybe they just needed to trim like 20-30 minutes off and stop trying to do a +1 badder dino every movie.
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That's their whole formula. Kids have god mode plot armor. All non A-list hunters/soldiers are cannon fodder. Always 1-up the T-rex.
 
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INTHEMIDSTOFLIONS said:
Would be pretty cool if it did though. just dinosaurs ripping apart children like a wood chipper
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FEAST was the first movie I saw where they threw the whole kids are immune shit out the window. Having the monster snatch the child out of the mother's arms and eat him in front of her was fucking wild.
 
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Cad

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Watched this and all I can say is I'm glad I didn't pay for it. This was standard 80's/90's action movie cliche shlock.
 
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Vuuxo said:
FEAST was the first movie I saw where they threw the whole kids are immune shit out the window. Having the monster snatch the child out of the mother's arms and eat him in front of her was fucking wild.
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Feast is fucking awesome.
 
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INTHEMIDSTOFLIONS

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Vuuxo said:
FEAST was the first movie I saw where they threw the whole kids are immune shit out the window. Having the monster snatch the child out of the mother's arms and eat him in front of her was fucking wild.
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INTHEMIDSTOFLIONS

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this was standard 80's/90's action movie cliche shlock.
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Not sure how 80's and 90's action movie cliches are bad, tbh. I am not going to watch this JW4 movie, but I fucking LOVE 80s and 90s action movies: Rambo First Blood, Aliens, Terminator, Total Recall, Running Man, Starship Troopers, Robo Cop 1+2, Die Hard, Predator, Lethal Weapon, Mad Max, Escape from NY/LA, etc.

I WISH this movie was like that level of cliche. Then I'd actually go and watch it.
 
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"Guys we're gonna go there and milk giant apex predators out of their blood, how about a sailboat?"
 
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