Jurassic World Rebirth (2025)

spronk

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really bad casting, they don't have any chemistry together and none of them have that "i really wanna see what this character gets up to" vibe. Chris Pratt was boring but ScarJo is actively uninteresting now.

its unfortunate because the dinosaurs do LOOK really cool and there is a big variety of them which is great, but it all falls apart due to the really bad main cast. will probably be a fun summer popcorn flick that is completely forgettable.

the writer did movies like Crystal Skull, Dial of Destiny, and The Mummy (reboot) so yeah, its gonna be shit
 
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Malakriss

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"Andrei... you've lost another island with dinosaurs?"
 
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Breakdown

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I didn’t watch the 2nd or 3rd of the world
Series what is the point

This is basically combining the 2nd and 3rd movies of the original trilogy

“oh it’s the other island no one knew about let’s go there for secrets ooops also there is a random family here from a boating accident”
 
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Animosity

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Breakdown said:
I didn’t watch the 2nd or 3rd of the world
Series what is the point

This is basically combining the 2nd and 3rd movies of the original trilogy

“oh it’s the other island no one knew about let’s go there for secrets ooops also there is a random family here from a boating accident”
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But this island has the worst of the worst dinosaurs! They really mean it this time!
 
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at the end scarysaurus will fight hugesaurus and then the classic Trex will win!
 
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cyrusreij

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It is riffing on ASMR and is frankly a combination of stupid, funny and ridiculous. Still dinosaurs go brrrr.
 
spronk

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i don't expect it to review highly but is it fun to watch or not...
 
meStevo

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There's some weird plot stuff that left me not very happy with it when I saw it last week, but literally everyone else i was there with enjoyed it. It's hard to go wrong w/ dinosaurs on a big screen, they look great for the most part.
 
Vuuxo

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Can we get the rated R Jurassic Park. Stop pussy footing around with these movies. Lil dinos eating a baby's face in the pediatric ward or gtfo.
 
Bald Brah

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Any movie where Scarlett Johansson doesn't get her teets out she's terrible in. I don't see this being any different. And I can't stand that Mohammed Ali guy. Movie led by a washed up sloot and a black guy? No thanks.
 
Goatface

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sorta crazy box office predictions are all over the place. it could beat the last 2 or finish $200mil lower.hollywood reporter says the budget was really $225mil.

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