Lumie's Batshit Insane Thread

Malakriss

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Billionaire dies during Paris penis enlargement operation
“The Argentinian: That is what we used to call him at Omega Diamonds because he looked like a Tango dancer.”
But his pursuit of a bigger penis ultimately led to his demise.

Reports say the Israeli-Belgian died on the operating table.
Belgian media report that Laniad was stricken when a substance was injected into his penis triggering his demise.
All the money in the world can't fix your small dick. You will die trying.
 

pharmakos

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There are penis enlargement procedures that work. I almost got one that you have to go to Mexico for that seemed pretty promising after I read a lot of genuine testimonials. Decided I didn't reaaaaally my need it even tho it sounded fun.
 
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