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This looks like a steaming pile of Battleship. That’s the vibe I get from this movie; Battleship.
Problem is…
I actually like that horrible fucking movie.
I am so conflicted about this movie.
Tom Selleck is too old unfortunately...I don't remember Masters of the Universe being quite so spaceshippy.
It really sucks that we've gotten so used to raceswaps that we're like "eh its just Man At Arms". Why not just cast actors that look like the fucking characters? Are there no white dudes with mustaches left?

Skeletor looks GOOD.
No.Are we finally back?!
He/him on the name plaque... We'll see if they play that for laughs or totes serious.