Military Thread

Big Phoenix said:

I remember one time this extra kill hat we got was a real dick head right after the crucible. You arent really supposed to be making a hole bunch of noise during lights out. I had firewatch and got the post at the front door. Officer came in so I said whatever nonsense youre supposed to say when staff walk into the barracks. I said it too loud so he told me to be quiet.

Okay. Well kill hat comes in a minute later so I say what I have to say, quietly. He didnt like that. After my watch he made go to the back of the barracks and it'd me and some other unlucky guy.

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I remember when I had door watch in boot camp. During the first two weeks the back 15% of the barracks kept having to do pushups due to not responding to "Attention on Deck" being yelled by the Door Watch when a Company Commander came in. So they complained that the Watch was not using a loud enough voice as to be heard at the back part of the barracks. It was a valid complaint as some of them pansy voiced the shit.

So the RPOC(Recruit Chief Petty Officer) tells me I need to make sure that I yell it loud enough for everybody to hear "Attention on Deck" when my watch came up. So an hour or so goes by, and Company Commander Chief Moi comes in the front door. I suck in some air and at a 10/10 Volume yell out "Attention on Deck". I hear this loud metallic Clang sound as everyone else comes to attention. The RPOC busted his head on the bed frame of the upper bunk while trying to come to attention. He was closest to me, so imagine the volume caused him to jump. Chief Moi comes up to me, looks down the Barracks, and tells me, "Nice job", and then walks into the office. It took a lot not to bust out laughing. Needless to say the RPOC was not amused. I was...

Big Phoenix said:

Obviously not made with USMC basic in mind. The DIs spend the entire night fucking and yelling at the platoon. Shit doesnt end just because it was lights out.

I remember one time this extra kill hat we got was a real dick head right after the crucible. You arent really supposed to be making a hole bunch of noise during lights out. I had firewatch and got the post at the front door. Officer came in so I said whatever nonsense youre supposed to say when staff walk into the barracks. I said it too loud so he told me to be quiet.

Okay. Well kill hat comes in a minute later so I say what I have to say, quietly. He didnt like that. After my watch he made go to the back of the barracks and it'd me and some other unlucky guy.

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Were you on the set of "Ghosts of Mars"?

Fuck yes!!!



This gets me to my 20 year mark and can go out under this will be so damn sweet

Can get rid of the fat people and fucking finally no more bearded people or alphabet people as they have been mostly killed off now and the remnants of their offices are now being flushed next

it is so trashy looking and you can always tell it’s those that are trying to compensate as they don’t have the jaw line or looks and are trying to beardmax

nettripper said:

Fuck yes!!!



This gets me to my 20 year mark and can go out under this will be so damn sweet

Can get rid of the fat people and fucking finally no more bearded people or alphabet people as they have been mostly killed off now and the remnants of their offices are now being flushed next

it is so trashy looking and you can always tell it’s those that are trying to compensate as they don’t have the jaw line or looks and are trying to beardmax

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