Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

Chanur

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Try not to die from the toilet wine until we can name you a cake with a file in it.
 

lurkingdirk

AssHat Taint
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That typo is magnificent. I like the idea of naming a cake after him and then devouring it in the most sexually provocative way possible.
 

iannis

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sleep soundly in prison, my brother. Rest assured and strong in the knowledge that we on the outside are devouring delicious candied confections.
 

Chanur

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I hope you will still be able to function on the "outside".
 

iannis

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Our good doctor was caught in a compromising position with one of the nurses.

The administration has asked him to take some time to re-evaluate his priorities and dedication.

Until such time as he manages to rehabilitate himself all we have is sadness and a grotesque lack of tickling.