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Sanrith Descartes

Sanrith Descartes

Its all the Joos' fault. Am I doing this right?
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Fogel

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Just don't stay the night with her and you should be fine
 
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Kajiimagi

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Every time? How shitty of a driver are you that you get pulled over more than once for suspected DUi?

I haven't been pulled over since fucking 1998
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Well the great state of North Carolina did decide that I needed to walk for 90 days so pretty shitty? It wasn't so much the 94 in a 55 that did it as much as it was the 3-4th speeding ticket I had in 6 months. I did get it all out of my system then. I want to say 1992 or so. But , and I do mean this, I never did drink & drive. Me & my buddies used to take turns swapping out who drove and who drank.
 
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Burren

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Kajiimagi said:
Well the great state of North Carolina did decide that I needed to walk for 90 days so pretty shitty? It wasn't so much the 94 in a 55 that did it as much as it was the 3-4th speeding ticket I had in 6 months. I did get it all out of my system then. I want to say 1992 or so. But , and I do mean this, I never did drink & drive. Me & my buddies used to take turns swapping out who drove and who drank.
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We all did dumb shit as teens or 20-something’s.
 
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Arbitrary

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Who was it who told the story of hooking up with the girl he met through EQ, traveling to fucking Arizona or something to her trailer, having sex, finding out she had a boyfriend, getting every single dollar he had stolen, his condoms all secretly punctured with holes, escaped through a window only to catch a hellacious kidney infection and end up in the hospital?

I feel like that story would be a hall of fame sticky but I just can't remember who it was or if it's still here.
 
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Sanrith Descartes

Sanrith Descartes

Its all the Joos' fault. Am I doing this right?
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Arbitrary said:
Who was it who told the story of hooking up with the girl he met through EQ, traveling to fucking Arizona or something to her trailer, having sex, finding out she had a boyfriend, getting every single dollar he had stolen, his condoms all secretly punctured with holes, escaped through a window only to catch a hellacious kidney infection and end up in the hospital?

I feel like that story would be a hall of fame sticky but I just can't remember who it was or if it's still here.
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EQ years were the Wild West years. The greatest years of our lives.
 
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TomServo

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Arbitrary said:
Who was it who told the story of hooking up with the girl he met through EQ, traveling to fucking Arizona or something to her trailer, having sex, finding out she had a boyfriend, getting every single dollar he had stolen, his condoms all secretly punctured with holes, escaped through a window only to catch a hellacious kidney infection and end up in the hospital?

I feel like that story would be a hall of fame sticky but I just can't remember who it was or if it's still here.
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brad?
 
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Janx

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Arbitrary said:
Who was it who told the story of hooking up with the girl he met through EQ, traveling to fucking Arizona or something to her trailer, having sex, finding out she had a boyfriend, getting every single dollar he had stolen, his condoms all secretly punctured with holes, escaped through a window only to catch a hellacious kidney infection and end up in the hospital?

I feel like that story would be a hall of fame sticky but I just can't remember who it was or if it's still here.
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Probably Mippo. Only way to be sure is to find out if Coheed wrote a song about it.
 
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Dandai

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Arbitrary said:
Who was it who told the story of hooking up with the girl he met through EQ, traveling to fucking Arizona or something to her trailer, having sex, finding out she had a boyfriend, getting every single dollar he had stolen, his condoms all secretly punctured with holes, escaped through a window only to catch a hellacious kidney infection and end up in the hospital?

I feel like that story would be a hall of fame sticky but I just can't remember who it was or if it's still here.
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Camerous (spelling could be off). He actually came back to post for a brief stint many years ago but was run off again.
 
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Arbitrary

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Dandai said:
Camerous (spelling could be off). He actually came back to post for a brief stint many years ago but was run off again.
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I wish I had been more aggressive with screenshotting back then. That story was a keeper.
 
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Dandai

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Not sure my masculinity can handle fixing a woman with a stronger jaw than me.

#jawtoosharp?
 
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Hoss

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Dandai said:
Not sure my masculinity can handle fixing a woman with a stronger jaw than me.

#jawtoosharp?
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Square jaws aren't bad. But look at the eyes. You better make sure you keep the crazy fucked out of her.
 
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Vuuxo

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Ai doesn't want to recognize her as a woman. Even telling it it's a woman and to make an action movie poster of her this is what it spits out.


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